Holy Guacamole Food T Shirt
Holy Guacamole Food T Shirt
Holy Guacamole Food T Shirt
Holy Guacamole Food T Shirt
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Description
Description
Funny Food T Shirt, Holy Guacamole
Somebody has put out a bowl the size of a thimble for eleven people, and you have already made your position on that perfectly clear. Two words that work as a compliment and an accusation depending entirely on the bowl.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.
Plenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Funny Food T Shirt For The Committed Avocado Defender
Guacamole is the one dish where portion size causes actual arguments, and everybody at the table knows exactly who will finish it. The phrase has been floating around for decades and lands instantly without anyone having to stop and think about it first. At 180gsm heavyweight it survives a genuinely messy hobby, and it sits with the rest of our funny food t shirts for people who take snacks more seriously than they should.
The Thinking Behind Two Words And Nothing Else
Short phrases only work when they are left completely alone, so no caption, no cartoon commentary and no explanation was added underneath. The reader supplies the emphasis themselves, and they always get it right first time. Direct-to-garment printing keeps the lettering bold and clean, which is what a two word design needs when there is nothing else on the shirt to look at.
Funny Food T Shirt That Gets It Right
Food shirts get worn to barbecues and kitchens and take a fair amount of punishment, mostly from the food itself. The 16,400 verified five-star reviews land repeatedly on quality and service, and a shirt that keeps its shape through a summer of cooking is what turns a gag into a regular.
Funny Food T Shirt FAQ
What is the Holy Guacamole t shirt made from and how is it printed?
Made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous, with a seamless twin needle collar and a tear-out label. Printing is direct-to-garment, bonding ink into the fibres for a sharp, fade-resistant finish that copes with frequent washing.
How does the sizing on this funny food t shirt compare to standard sizing?
Sizing runs true for most customers, with a long body and a generous cut. Lay a t shirt you already wear flat, measure across the chest and down the length, then compare both against the size chart. Sizes run S to 5XL.
How quickly is the Holy Guacamole t shirt made and can it be personalised?
Production takes 1 to 2 days, then shipping arrives inside a 1 to 3 day window depending on the service chosen at checkout. Personalisation is not offered, so no name or alternative food can be swapped into the wording as printed.
Who wears the Holy Guacamole t shirt?
People who bring the dip to every gathering and then guard it with quiet menace. Excellent at a barbecue, a taco night, or a supermarket where the avocados are all rock hard again. Bought constantly by housemates who have learned the hard way.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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