Holy Grenade Film T Shirt
Holy Grenade Film T Shirt
Holy Grenade Film T Shirt
Holy Grenade Film T Shirt
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Description
Description
Holy Grenade T Shirt, Counting To Three
You have never once been able to count to three in front of your mates without somebody finishing it for you, and neither of you has tired of it since about 1979. Four is right out, obviously.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.
Plenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Holy Grenade T Shirt For People Who Know The Counting Rules
Monty Python and the Holy Grail has been quoted at bus stops for fifty years and shows absolutely no sign of stopping, which is a decent record for a low budget film about coconuts. The counting bit is the one everybody has by heart, and it gets recited in full whether anybody asked for it or not. At 180gsm heavyweight it wears well for years, and it belongs with the rest of our film t shirts for people who quote rather than describe.
The Thinking Behind Not Explaining The Joke
Anyone who needs the reference explained is never going to find it funny, so nothing was added to help them along. The design assumes you already know, which is the entire compliment it pays the wearer. Direct-to-garment printing keeps mock ecclesiastical lettering crisp and readable, and that period styling is exactly where cheap printing falls apart.
Holy Grenade T Shirt That Gets It Right
Quote shirts get worn until they are threadbare because the joke never actually wears out, which puts real pressure on the cotton rather than the gag. The 16,400 verified five-star reviews return constantly to quality and service, and holding its shape is what keeps a fifty year old reference in active rotation.
Holy Grenade T Shirt FAQ
What is the Holy Grenade t shirt made from and how is it printed?
Made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous, with a seamless twin needle collar and a tear-out label. Printing is direct-to-garment, bonding ink into the fibres so the ornate lettering stays sharp and fade-resistant through repeated washing.
How does the sizing on this holy grenade t shirt compare to standard sizing?
Sizing runs true for most customers, with a long body and a generous cut. Lay a t shirt you already wear flat, measure across the chest and down the length, then compare both against the size chart. Sizes run S to 5XL.
How quickly is the Holy Grenade t shirt made and can it be personalised?
Production takes 1 to 2 days, then shipping arrives inside a 1 to 3 day window depending on the service chosen at checkout. Personalisation is not offered, so no name or alternative wording can be added. The design prints exactly as shown.
Who wears the Holy Grenade t shirt?
Men who have watched it more times than they would admit under oath, and the friends who answer back word for word. Excellent at a comedy night, a wedding, or absolutely any queue. Bought as a gift by people who have heard the routine performed at the dinner table.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
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Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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