Hole Puncher Funny T Shirt
Hole Puncher Funny T Shirt
Hole Puncher Funny T Shirt
Hole Puncher Funny T Shirt
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Description
Description
Hole Puncher T Shirt, One Round At A Time
Somebody in the room has just explained that a thing is whatever anybody feels it to be, and you have spent years putting neat little holes through paper at two hundred metres. Filed under stationery, then, and nobody can argue the point without conceding it.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.
Plenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Hole Puncher T Shirt For People Who Made The Holes Themselves
Ranges are quiet places full of precise people, and precision is what makes the joke land. A grouping is a grouping, a hole is a hole, and no amount of insisting otherwise shifts the fall of shot an inch to the left. Men marked on that for years have a short fuse for being told that words float free of the things they describe. Being veteran-owned, we have sat through that conversation in messes for years. Hang it with the rest of our anti-woke t shirts, on 180gsm cotton heavy enough for wherever somebody reads it out loud.
The Thinking Behind Filing A Rifle Under Stationery
A deliberate category error is the whole trick, and it works because it is played completely straight. No sneer, no lecture, no helpful paragraph underneath. A rifle makes holes, a hole puncher makes holes, so the reclassification is beyond dispute on its own terms. Anyone objecting has to explain why one confident redefinition counts and the other does not, an argument nobody wins standing up at a barbecue. With more than 16,400 verified reviews behind it, the shirt makes that point without the wearer opening his mouth.
Hole Puncher T Shirt That Gets It Right
A gag built on one flat declaration falls apart the moment the print goes soft. High-definition direct-to-garment printing keeps the lettering and the target crisp and fade-resistant, so it still reads from the far end of a bar years later. It suits the range regular, the old soldier who still shoots at weekends, and the bloke whose family stopped arguing with him years ago.
Hole Puncher T Shirt FAQ
What is the hole puncher t shirt made from and how is it printed?
The hole puncher t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton with a high-definition direct-to-garment print. The heavier cotton holds its shape through years of hard wear, and the DTG finish keeps the target and lettering sharp rather than cracking.
How does the sizing on this hole puncher t shirt compare to standard sizing?
Sizing runs true to standard for most customers, with a long body and a generous cut rather than a close fit. Lay a t shirt you already wear flat, measure chest and length, then compare against the size chart. Sizes run S to 5XL.
How quickly is the hole puncher t shirt made and can it be personalised?
Orders are produced in 1 to 2 days and shipped inside a 1 to 3 day window depending on the service chosen at checkout. Personalisation is not offered, so no regiment or club name can be swapped in, and the design prints exactly as shown.
Who wears the Hole Puncher design?
Shooters, range regulars, and old soldiers who have put more holes through paper than most people have through a filing tray, and being veteran-owned we built it in exactly that spirit. Good at a club, a reunion, or any family gathering where somebody fancies a debate.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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