Grumpy Old Git Hoodie
Grumpy Old Git Hoodie
Grumpy Old Git Hoodie
Grumpy Old Git Hoodie
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Description
Description
Veteran Hoodie, Grumpy Old Git
Halfway across the kitchen and no idea whether you were coming in or going out again. Best to warn people up front and let them draw their own conclusions.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Love that I'm buying from a family-owned company. I wasn't disappointed. Outstanding quality and Service" (Martin B.)
Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.
Plenty of hoodies at this price look and feel like a pillowcase with sleeves on it. Ours is 280gsm, fleece lined, and built to last. Heavyweight ringspun cotton on the outside, brushed fleece against the skin, and a double fabric hood that keeps its shape rather than hanging flat down your back by February.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Top quality and very well made. Excellent print, very clear. The size is perfect fits me exactly how I like it. It's also longer than most hoodies I have so overall just perfect. (Tim C.)
- Best quality, 280 gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester, a proper heavyweight hoodie built to last winter after winter.
- Close-knit outer with a warm, soft fleece inner facing, a real thermal layer that is warm as toast.
- Generous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well, and it is long enough to keep your belly to yourself when you stretch.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG) - crisp and fade-resistant wash after wash.
- Double fabric hood with drawcord and steel eyelets - keep that baldy heed warm!
- Front pouch pocket lined with soft fleece - somewhere warm to put your hands, and your phone, and everything else.
- Ribbed cuffs and hem - the cuffs on cheap hoodies go slack within weeks, these hold their shape.
- Twin needle stitching - double-stitched at the seams, the difference between a hoodie you keep and one you replace.
- Machine washable at 30 degrees, no special care needed.
- WRAP Certified Production - no sweatshops.
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Veteran Hoodie For The Self-Declared Menace
Forces humour has always worked by getting the insult in first, and it never leaves you. Listing your own faults on your chest takes the ammunition off everyone else. At 280gsm it has the weight to be a genuine winter layer rather than a joke. Similar territory runs through the veteran hoodies range. Veteran-owned, so the humour is inherited rather than researched.
The Thinking Behind The Warning Label
Three complaints, and the third one trails off because he has genuinely lost it mid-sentence. That is the whole joke and it works because everyone has watched it happen. Direct-to-garment printing keeps the lettering crisp all the way to the fade at the end, so the timing survives the wash cycle.
Veteran Hoodie That Gets It Right
Real friends laugh at all three without making a thing of it. Brushed fleece on the inner face is why this becomes the default layer rather than one more thing in the drawer, and the double fabric hood keeps its shape in a proper wind rather than lying flat. Ribbed cuffs stay firm. Twin needle seams stay closed.
Veteran Hoodie FAQ
What is this veteran hoodie made from?
Eighty per cent ringspun cotton and twenty per cent polyester at 280gsm, printed direct to garment, made under WRAP certified production. Cotton faces the skin, the polyester keeps the shape through repeated washing, and the ink beds into the fabric rather than on top.
How does the sizing run on this hoodie?
Sizing runs true to standard sizing with a generous cut, and the body is longer than most hoodies. It fits men and women well. Lay a hoodie he already owns flat, measure it chest to chest, and check that against the size chart.
How long until it arrives, and can I add a name?
Production takes one to two working days, followed by a one to three day shipping window depending on the service chosen. Names and other personalisation are not offered on this design, as the artwork is fixed. Postage shows at checkout.
Who is this design for?
Veterans who have earned every bit of their reputation and intend to keep enjoying it. Perfect from a wife who has heard all three symptoms today already, or from mates at a reunion heading the same way.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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