Grumpy Old Git T Shirt
Grumpy Old Git T Shirt
Grumpy Old Git T Shirt
Grumpy Old Git T Shirt
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Description
Description
Grumpy Old Git T-Shirt, Memory Loss Warning
The warning label nobody asked for but everyone already knew was coming. Grumpy, gassy, and genuinely cannot remember what the third thing was.
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These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
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- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Grumpy Old Git T-Shirt for the Man Who Warns You First
The design borrows the format of an official warning label and fills it with the kind of information that people in close proximity already know. Memory loss, flatulence, and a third symptom that has since been completely forgotten. Wearing the warning is just good manners.
The Thinking Behind the Memory Loss Warning Label
The joke lands because it tells the truth. Any grumpy old git who has reached a certain age knows the exact feeling of starting a sentence, losing it completely, and pressing on regardless. The "Errr, I've forgotten" punchline does not need explaining to anyone who has already lived it.
Grumpy Old Git T-Shirt That Gets It Right
A lot of grumpy old man shirts go broad. This one goes specific, and specific is funnier. The three-part warning format with the self-collapsing punchline is the kind of design that gets read twice and immediately reminds you of someone. Browse the full grumpy t-shirts collection for more designs in the same spirit.
Grumpy Old Git T-Shirt FAQ
What is this t-shirt made from and how is the design applied?
This grumpy old git t-shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton, giving it a solid feel that holds its shape through regular washing. The warning label design is applied using high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, which keeps the sharp text and graphic detail crisp and fade-resistant over time.
How does the sizing run on this t-shirt?
This grumpy old git t-shirt runs true to size for most wearers, with a long length and a generous cut that suits a range of builds. If you are between sizes, check the size chart above before ordering, as the measurements listed there will help you choose the right size with confidence.
When does this ship, and can I personalise it?
This grumpy old git t-shirt is produced within 1 to 2 business days and ships within 1 to 3 days of dispatch. Personalisation is not available on this design, as it is printed exactly as shown with the full warning label wording intact.
Who is the warning label design actually aimed at?
This design suits anyone who has crossed into the grumpy old git phase of life and stopped pretending otherwise. The three-part warning format, complete with a self-collapsing punchline, hits hardest for anyone who has started a sentence, lost the thread entirely, and carried on anyway.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
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Shipping times
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
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Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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