Grumpy Not Ready T Shirt
Grumpy Not Ready T Shirt
Grumpy Not Ready T Shirt
Grumpy Not Ready T Shirt
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Description
Description
Grumpy T Shirt, Awake But Not Ready To Do Things
Mornings are a rumour he refuses to confirm before the second coffee. Eyes open is the absolute maximum on offer, and doing things was never part of the deal.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
With over 16,000 verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.
These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Grumpy T Shirt For The Barely Conscious
The slogan reads like a legal disclaimer, which is exactly how he treats it. The bold lettering is printed in high-definition DTG, so the warning stays legible even at six in the morning. It belongs in our grumpy t shirts collection, where being awake is acknowledged but never celebrated.
The Thinking Behind Awake But Not Ready
Anyone can be tired, but it takes commitment to declare it in print. The line draws a firm boundary between consciousness and participation, and the people who need it know exactly who they are. With over 16,000 verified reviews, plenty of fellow non-morning people have already made it official.
Grumpy T Shirt That Gets It Right
A statement this important deserves better than a flimsy tee, so it is printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape through endless lie-ins. The weight also makes it a proper lounging shirt for the hours between waking up and becoming a person. Wear it until noon, minimum.
Grumpy T Shirt FAQ
What is the Not Ready t shirt made from and how is it printed?
The Not Ready t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, which keeps the white slogan crisp and fade-resistant. Wash it inside out at 30 degrees and the lettering stays sharp for years.
How does the Not Ready t shirt fit and what size should I order?
The Not Ready t shirt has a long length and a generous unisex fit, so most customers order their usual size. Check the size chart before ordering, as it lists exact chest measurements for every size from Small up to 5XL.
When will my Not Ready t shirt ship and can it be personalised?
Each Not Ready t shirt is printed to order, usually within 2 to 3 production days, then shipped within 1 to 3 days from the print facility closest to you. The slogan is fixed, so no, this t shirt cannot be personalised.
Who is the Just Because I'm Awake t shirt for?
The Just Because I'm Awake t shirt suits anyone who answers in grunts before mid morning and sees no reason to apologise for it. It is a brilliant pick for late risers, night-shift workers, teenagers, and Father's Day or Secret Santa gifts that tell the truth.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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