Good Scissors T Shirt
Good Scissors T Shirt
Good Scissors T Shirt
Good Scissors T Shirt
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Description
Description
Good Scissors, Hidden And Staying That Way
Every household has exactly one good pair of scissors, and exactly one person who knows where they are. That person guards the secret the way spies guard a dead drop, and today that person is you.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.
Plenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Good Scissors T Shirt For The Household Hoarder
Somewhere in every home there is a drawer full of scissors that will not cut paper, will not cut ribbon, will not cut anything without a fight. And somewhere else, hidden with real intent, sit the good ones, known to exactly one person in the house. This design is for that person, the quiet custodian of the only pair that actually works. Printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, built to survive as long as the secret does. It fits right in among our grumpy t shirts, a whole shelf of designs for people who have made peace with being the difficult one.
The Thinking Behind Hiding The Good Scissors
Typical British Behaviour started as a joke about small domestic tyrannies, the tiny rules nobody agreed to but everyone somehow enforces. Hiding the good scissors is the purest example, no negotiation, no explanation, just a firm and unspoken no. Ask where they are and you will get a shrug, a change of subject, or a flat denial they exist at all. Printed with direct-to-garment (DTG) print, the design stays crisp wash after wash, outlasting every failed search for the good scissors.
Good Scissors T Shirt That Gets It Right
A good grumpy slogan does not explain itself, it just states the position and lets everyone else feel seen. This one keeps it short, deadpan, and completely unapologetic. Backed by over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, it holds its shape and colour long after the scissors have been moved to a new hiding place nobody else will ever find.
Good Scissors T Shirt FAQ
What material is the Good Scissors t shirt made from?
It is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long rather than skimping on length. The design uses direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, so the lettering stays sharp and will not crack or fade in the wash. It holds its shape wash after wash, same as every t shirt in the range.
Does this t shirt run true to size?
Yes, sizing runs true for most customers, so stick with your usual size. It has a long, generous cut rather than a boxy fit, so size down if you prefer things closer fitting. Check the size chart above before ordering to be sure.
How long will my order take to arrive?
Each shirt is printed to order, taking 1 to 2 production days before it ships. From there it is a 1 to 3 day shipping window depending on your location. This design is not available for personalisation, the wording stays exactly as shown.
Who is the Good Scissors t shirt for?
It is for the one person in the house who guards a single working pair of scissors like state secrets. Perfect for the quietly territorial, the fiercely organised, or anyone who has ever answered where are the scissors with a straight-faced I have no idea.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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