Funny Simon Gift T Shirt
Funny Simon Gift T Shirt
Funny Simon Gift T Shirt
Funny Simon Gift T Shirt
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Description
Description
Funny Simon Gift T Shirt, Approach With Confidence
You know the one. He nearly pulled it off last time, he very nearly pulled it off the time before, and he is lining up another go right now.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
With over 16,400 verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.
These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Approach With Confidence
The Simon who does not come with instructions because instructions would undersell him considerably. Some things you simply have to experience firsthand. Everyone who has is very glad they did, even if the thing he was attempting did not, strictly speaking, come off.
So Close, Every Time
Simon is the man who nearly pulls it off, which is in its own way more admirable than never trying at all. He gives it a genuine go, gets agonisingly close, and lines up the next attempt without missing a beat. The effort is never in question.
Why This Simon T Shirt Works
If your Simon is the one who almost did the thing, this names it with affection rather than mockery. It works for a birthday or Christmas, especially as a group gift from mates who all know exactly which near miss this refers to. Browse the rest of the funny Simon t-shirts for the full set.
Simon T Shirt FAQ
What is the Simon t shirt made from and how is it printed?
The Simon t shirt is made from strong 180gsm heavyweight cotton and finished with a high-definition direct-to-garment print that stays sharp and resists fading. The heavier fabric holds its shape far better than the thinner tees most sellers offer.
How does the sizing on this t shirt fit?
This t shirt has a long length and a generous fit, so it sits comfortably on any physique rather than clinging. Sizing runs true for most customers, so check the size chart against your own measurements before ordering to get the best fit first time.
How quickly is it made and can it be personalised?
Production takes one to three working days before dispatch, with express delivery available at checkout and worldwide shipping as standard. This is a fixed Simon design rather than a personalised item, so it arrives exactly as shown.
Who is this Simon t shirt actually for?
This one is for the Simon who nearly pulls it off every single time and never stops trying. It is the ideal gift for the trier of the group, the one whose effort everyone admires and whose near misses everyone fondly remembers.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.
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Shipping times
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Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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