Funny Matthew Gift T Shirt
Funny Matthew Gift T Shirt
Funny Matthew Gift T Shirt
Funny Matthew Gift T Shirt
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Description
Description
Funny Matthew Gift T Shirt, Handle With Some Awareness
You know the one. He gets on with the work, asks for nothing, and would simply like to be called by his actual name.
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These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
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- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Handle With Some Awareness
The Matthew who is completely harmless in all the ways that matter and absolutely not harmless in all the ways that are funny. Anyone who knows him will confirm this immediately and without hesitation. He has never once consented to being called Matt, and while he will not make a scene about it, he has certainly not forgotten.
It's Matthew, Not Matt
Matthew quietly gets on with whatever needs doing and rarely complains about anything. The one exception is the shortening of his name, which he never agreed to and has been silently logging for years. The lack of a complaint is, if anything, the complaint.
Why This Matthew T Shirt Works
If you have ever called him Matt and felt the faint chill, this is the gift that makes a joke of it. It works for a birthday or Christmas, and especially well as an office gift where everyone shortens it. Browse the rest of the funny Matthew t-shirts for the full set.
Matthew T Shirt FAQ
What is the Matthew t shirt made from and how is it printed?
The Matthew t shirt is made from strong 180gsm heavyweight cotton and finished with a high-definition direct-to-garment print that stays sharp and resists fading. The heavier fabric holds its shape far better than the thinner tees most sellers offer.
How does the sizing on this t shirt fit?
This t shirt has a long length and a generous fit, so it sits comfortably on any physique rather than clinging. Sizing runs true for most customers, so check the size chart against your own measurements before ordering to get the best fit first time.
How quickly is it made and can it be personalised?
Production takes one to three working days before dispatch, with express delivery available at checkout and worldwide shipping as standard. This is a fixed Matthew design rather than a personalised item, so it arrives exactly as shown.
Who is this Matthew t shirt actually for?
This one is for the Matthew who gets on with everything without fuss but never agreed to being called Matt. It is the ideal gift for the steady, dependable sort, especially from the person who has been shortening his name for years.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.
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Shipping times
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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