Four Candles Hoodie
Four Candles Hoodie
Four Candles Hoodie
Four Candles Hoodie
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Description
Description
Funny Hoodie, Four Candles
You have said it in a shop yourself, deadpan, to somebody far too young to get it. They looked blank and you enjoyed it anyway.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Love that I'm buying from a family-owned company. I wasn't disappointed. Outstanding quality and Service" (Martin B.)
Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.
Plenty of hoodies at this price look and feel like a pillowcase with sleeves on it. Ours is 280gsm, fleece lined, and built to last. Heavyweight ringspun cotton on the outside, brushed fleece against the skin, and a double fabric hood that keeps its shape rather than hanging flat down your back by February.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Top quality and very well made. Excellent print, very clear. The size is perfect fits me exactly how I like it. It's also longer than most hoodies I have so overall just perfect. (Tim C.)
- Best quality, 280 gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester, a proper heavyweight hoodie built to last winter after winter.
- Close-knit outer with a warm, soft fleece inner facing, a real thermal layer that is warm as toast.
- Generous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well, and it is long enough to keep your belly to yourself when you stretch.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG) - crisp and fade-resistant wash after wash.
- Double fabric hood with drawcord and steel eyelets - keep that baldy heed warm!
- Front pouch pocket lined with soft fleece - somewhere warm to put your hands, and your phone, and everything else.
- Ribbed cuffs and hem - the cuffs on cheap hoodies go slack within weeks, these hold their shape.
- Twin needle stitching - double-stitched at the seams, the difference between a hoodie you keep and one you replace.
- Machine washable at 30 degrees, no special care needed.
- WRAP Certified Production - no sweatshops.
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Funny Hoodie For The Hardware Shop Regular
Whole families can still do the sketch from memory, badly, at Christmas. Two words on a chest is enough to start it off again, which is exactly the trouble you are buying into. At 280gsm it is heavy enough to survive being worn every weekend. Anything else that raises an eyebrow lives in the funny hoodies range.
The Thinking Behind Fork Handles
Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett built the whole thing on one wilfully deaf shopkeeper and a customer with a list, and the payoff lands entirely on how flatly it is delivered. A busy, over-designed print would kill it. Restraint does the work instead. Direct-to-garment printing keeps the lettering crisp and evenly inked so the joke reads clean from across a room.
Funny Hoodie That Gets It Right
Comedy tops usually fall apart faster than the joke does. Brushed fleece on the inner face is why this one gets picked up on a cold morning rather than left in the drawer, and the double fabric hood keeps its shape instead of flopping down your back by January. Cuffs stay ribbed and tight. Seams stay twin needle stitched.
Funny Hoodie FAQ
What is this funny hoodie made from?
Eighty per cent ringspun cotton and twenty per cent polyester at 280gsm, printed direct to garment, produced under WRAP certification. Cotton sits against the skin, the polyester stops it stretching out of shape, and the print goes into the fabric rather than on top.
How does the sizing run on this hoodie?
Sizing runs true to standard sizing with a generous cut, and it is longer in the body than most hoodies. It fits men and women well. Lay a hoodie you already own flat, measure it chest to chest, and check that against the size chart.
How fast is delivery, and can I add my own wording?
Production takes one to two working days, followed by a one to three day shipping window depending on the service picked. Custom wording is not offered on this design as the artwork is fixed. Exact postage appears at checkout before you commit.
Who is going to appreciate this one?
Anyone who grew up on Saturday night telly and has been quietly weaponising the same gag in DIY shops ever since. Ideal for a dad, an uncle, or a father-in-law who repeats himself and is entirely unrepentant about it.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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