For the Ho's Christmas Jumper
For the Ho's Christmas Jumper
For the Ho's Christmas Jumper
For the Ho's Christmas Jumper
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Description
Description
Funny Christmas Jumper, Just Doing It For The Ho's
Everyone claims they turn up for the family and the food. You are honest enough to admit the real reason. This jumper does the confessing for you.
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Don't confuse these with the thin, cheap, flimsy specials you can buy elsewhere. This is a heavy, high-quality sweatshirt that feels great, will go the distance, and you will feel the superior quality the moment you touch it.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great shirt, great quality and I highly recommend." (Sue W.)
- 80% ringspun cotton/20% polyester, a proper heavyweight blend built to last season after season.
- Unisex sizing - Previous customers say it is a great fit for both men and women.
- Weight, a nice and thick 280gsm that feels premium and keeps the cold out.
- Soft cotton-faced fabric - warm as toast.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Taped neck – more comfortable.
- Twin needle stitching for added strength.
- WRAP Certified Production – no sweatshops.
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Funny Christmas Jumper For The Cheeky Party Regular
There is always one who treats the festive calendar as a run of nights out rather than a season of goodwill, and this jumper is their honest badge. Turning Santa's ho ho ho into a shameless motive is the sort of pun that raises a smirk and an eyebrow in equal measure. It suits the confident, playful sort who enjoys a joke that lands right on the line without crossing it. Cheeky rather than crude, it plays well at the pub and the party while still reading as a festive gag. Backed by a 280gsm weight, it wears like a proper heavy jumper rather than a thin novelty. Line it up with the rest of our funny christmas jumpers for the cheekier end of the party.
The Thinking Behind Just Doing It For The Ho's
The whole gag hangs on a wink, taking a festive catchphrase and giving it a mischievous second meaning. It works because it is bold and playful without tipping into anything you could not wear to a family do. It fits the person who likes to be the cheeky highlight of the party and owns that role with a grin. Printed with high-definition DTG, the wording stays bold and crisp across the chest so the double meaning is caught the instant someone reads it. The print keeps its punch through the wash, so the line lands just as hard at next year's night out.
Funny Christmas Jumper That Gets It Right
A cheeky party jumper only earns its place if it looks as good as the joke is bold, and this one delivers both. The 80/20 ringspun cotton and polyester blend gives it a solid, warm feel with none of the scratch, so it wears like a genuine favourite rather than a one-night gag. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, the make and the service are proven rather than promised. It holds its shape through the party run, the wash, and the December after that, ready to make the same cheeky confession all over again.
Funny Christmas Jumper FAQ
What is this Christmas jumper made from and how is it printed?
This Christmas jumper is a heavyweight 280gsm sweatshirt in an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend, cotton-faced for warmth. The design is applied with high-definition direct-to-garment printing, which keeps the bold lettering sharp and fade-resistant through repeated festive-season washes.
How does the sizing fit as a unisex jumper?
The sizing is unisex and runs true for most customers, so it fits both men and women well. Check the size chart against a jumper you already own before ordering. If you want a bolder, roomier fit for the night out, size up one from your usual.
When will it ship and can the design be personalised?
Orders leave within 1 to 2 production days, with delivery usually landing in 1 to 3 days after that. This particular design is not personalised, it ships exactly as shown, so the punchline stays sharp and the turnaround stays quick for last-minute party plans.
Who is the for the ho's Christmas jumper best for?
It suits the cheeky party regular who treats December as one long night out and is honest about it. Ideal for Christmas socials, pub crawls, and Secret Santa, it hands the wearer a bold, grin-worthy motive and a guaranteed reaction the moment it is spotted.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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