Flesh Wound T Shirt
Flesh Wound T Shirt
Flesh Wound T Shirt
Flesh Wound T Shirt
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Description
Description
Flesh Wound T Shirt, Walk It Off
The Black Knight had no arms, no legs, and still logged it as a flesh wound. This shirt is for everyone who has ever nodded along to that kind of logic.
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These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
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- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Flesh Wound T Shirt for Anyone Who Refuses to Revise Their Assessment
The DPM camo running through this design gives it an edge that goes beyond the joke alone. It sits particularly well with veterans and anyone who has genuinely had to put their head down and keep moving when the situation looked considerably worse than manageable. The Black Knight's position is objectively dire. His attitude is absolutely not.
The Thinking Behind It's Just a Flesh Wound
The joke has held up for fifty years because the gap between the Black Knight's actual situation and his diagnosis is so spectacularly wide. Pairing that armless, legless determination with military camouflage tightens the humour for anyone who understands what pressing on regardless actually looks like in practice. The slogan does not need explaining to the right person, and that is the whole point.
Flesh Wound T Shirt That Gets It Right
For anyone browsing film t shirts for a design where the image and the slogan are pulling in exactly the same direction, this one earns its place. Nothing is wasted and nothing needs a footnote. The right person clocks it immediately, and the DPM camo gives it just enough of an extra layer for those who read it that way.
Flesh Wound T Shirt FAQ
What material and print method does the Flesh Wound T Shirt use?
The Flesh Wound T Shirt is printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) onto 180gsm heavyweight cotton. DTG delivers a sharp, fade-resistant result across the detailed illustration and slogan text, holding up well through regular washing. At 180gsm, the fabric is noticeably heavier than most printed t-shirts on the market and keeps its shape over time.
How does the Flesh Wound T Shirt fit?
The Flesh Wound T Shirt has a generous, long-length fit that suits most builds. Sizing runs true for the majority of customers, but checking the size chart before ordering is recommended. The longer cut works well on taller frames and the generous fit does not pull across the chest or shoulders.
When does this order ship and can the design be personalised?
Orders for the Flesh Wound T Shirt are produced within 1 to 3 business days and dispatched within 1 to 3 days of production completing. This is not a personalised product; the Black Knight T Shirt illustration and slogan are fixed as shown. Shipping starts from $4.75 in the US and £3.89 in the UK.
Who is the Flesh Wound T Shirt best suited to?
This shirt works particularly well for veterans and anyone with a military background who will appreciate the DPM camo detail alongside the joke. It lands just as well with film fans and anyone who has a dry sense of humour about setbacks, resilience, and the fine art of refusing to admit defeat even when the evidence is stacked against you.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.
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Shipping times
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
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Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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