Flag Skull Apron
Flag Skull Apron
Flag Skull Apron
Flag Skull Apron
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Description
Description
Flag Skull Apron, Union Jack
He is not here to be subtle about it, and the design does not pretend otherwise for even a moment. A skull wrapped in the flag says exactly what he thinks without a single extra word.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Came in a very secure package and it looks fantastic!" (John P)
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Plenty of novelty aprons are thin polyester that repels nothing and wipes up less. Ours is 250gsm pre-shrunk cotton twill, absorbent enough to be genuinely useful, with shoulder to shoulder taping so it sits properly instead of sliding about.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I have bought products from these guys several times now and have always been impressed with service and product quality." (Colin H.)
- 100% cotton twill at 250gsm. Thick, absorbent, and it holds its shape.
- Pre-shrunk, so it comes out of the wash the same size it went in.
- Shoulder to shoulder taping - sits where you put it instead of sliding round to one side.
- Twin needle stitching at the hems. Double-stitched and built to last.
- Generous cut at 60cm wide and 87cm long - full coverage for a real cook.
- Absorbent cotton twill - it will get used for wiping hands, so it may as well be good at it.
- High-definition print - sharp and fade-resistant wash after wash.
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Flag Skull Apron For The Unapologetic Patriot
At 60cm wide and 87cm long the design has room to be exactly as bold as it wants to be, skull and flag both filling the chest without apology. Veteran-owned, this apron is built for the man who wears his patriotism loud rather than quiet, and has never once softened it for anyone else's comfort. It is not aimed at anyone in particular, it is aimed at the grill, three feet away, where the coals still need turning regardless of who is standing nearby. Find him one in our funny aprons collection and let the design speak first.
The Thinking Behind The Union Jack Skull
A skull wrapped in the flag is not a subtle design, and it was never meant to be. It belongs to the man who has earned the right to wear it however he likes, hard-won through years of service, and has zero interest in explaining himself to anyone who happens to take offence at it. He wears it to the BBQ the same way he would wear it anywhere else in life, without a second thought about who is watching. The humour is dry, the statement is blunt, and the man behind the apron has heard every possible reaction already and stopped caring a long time ago, coals turning the whole time regardless.
Flag Skull Apron That Gets It Right
Pre-shrunk 100% cotton twill at 250gsm holds its shape and its colour through a full season of outdoor use. Twin needle stitching at the hems means the seams outlast the arguments the design occasionally starts over the garden fence. Shoulder to shoulder taping keeps it sitting square whatever the reaction is from the neighbours next door.
Flag Skull Apron FAQ
What is the apron made from?
It is 250gsm pre-shrunk cotton twill, veteran-owned and printed with a high-definition print that holds up wash after wash. Twin needle stitching at the hems and shoulder to shoulder taping keep it sitting properly through regular use.
What size is it and will it fit?
One size, 60cm wide and 87cm long, generous enough to suit most builds comfortably. Measure an apron already owned against those figures if there is any doubt at all before ordering.
How fast will it arrive and can it be personalised?
Production takes 1 to 2 days and shipping typically adds 1 to 3 days on top. The design is not personalised and prints exactly as shown.
Who is this apron actually for?
Anyone with a sense of humour and no interest in being told to tone it down. It suits the man who wears his patriotism loud and has earned every right to.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
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Shipping times
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For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
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