I Fart In Your Direction Tee
I Fart In Your Direction Tee
I Fart In Your Direction Tee
I Fart In Your Direction Tee
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I Fart In Your General Direction T-Shirt, DPM Camo Forces Edition
The French knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail delivered this line from a castle wall with the full solemnity of an orders group, and it has never once stopped being funny. This version adds DPM camo, which makes the whole thing considerably harder to argue with.
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- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
I Fart In Your General Direction T-Shirt for Forces Veterans With a Point to Make
The DPM camo treatment is not decorative. It speaks directly to the forces veterans and military humour crowd who will clock the layering immediately and appreciate it for exactly what it is. Lion Legion is veteran-owned, so the camo is a knowing nod rather than a costume choice, and that difference tends to land with the right audience.
The Thinking Behind One of Comedy's Most Committed Insults
The Holy Grail gave the world a French knight who, when faced with advancing enemies, deployed flatulence as his primary weapon and delivered it with complete conviction. The line has been quoted at every level of British social life for fifty years and shows absolutely no sign of wearing out. Putting it in DPM camo simply adds a military grade to the insult.
I Fart In Your General Direction T-Shirt That Gets It Right
Bold slogan, sharp illustration, and DPM camo detailing that sets this apart from a standard print version. If this one lands for you, the film t-shirts collection has more designs cut from a similarly comedy-literate cloth. The fart was in your general direction. The shirt is very much on point.
I Fart In Your General Direction T-Shirt FAQ
What is this t-shirt made from and how is the design printed?
This I Fart In Your General Direction t-shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton, giving it a solid feel that holds its shape through regular washing. The illustrated design and DPM camo detailing are applied using high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, keeping the detail sharp and fade-resistant over time.
How does the sizing run on this t-shirt?
This I Fart In Your General Direction t-shirt runs true to size for most customers, with a long length and a generous cut that suits a range of builds. Check the size chart above before ordering, as the measurements listed there are the most reliable guide to getting the right fit.
When does this ship and can the design be personalised?
This t-shirt is produced within 1 to 3 business days and ships within 1 to 3 days of dispatch. Personalisation is not available on this design, as the slogan and illustration are printed exactly as shown.
Does the DPM camo make this design specifically for forces veterans, or does it work more broadly?
This I Fart In Your General Direction t-shirt works for anyone who has ever quoted the Holy Grail in a completely straight tone of voice, but the DPM camo detailing gives it a particular edge for forces veterans and military humour fans who will appreciate the visual layering. The slogan alone carries the joke; the camo makes it something slightly more loaded for ex-forces wearers.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
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Returns
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Contact
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Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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