Everything Hurts T-Shirt
Everything Hurts T-Shirt
Everything Hurts T-Shirt
Everything Hurts T-Shirt
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Description
Description
Everything Hurts T-Shirt, I'm Tired
This one does not need a long introduction. Everything hurts, you are tired, and there is absolutely nothing left to add.
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These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
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- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Everything Hurts T-Shirt for the Gym-Goer Who Has Stopped Pretending
The retro distressed font and traffic-light colour palette give it the look of something motivational from a distance. Up close, the message is considerably more honest. Whether it reflects a rough leg day, a long week, or simply the general condition of being alive at a certain age, it tends to land with whoever reads it.
The Thinking Behind Everything Hurts and I'm Tired
The slogan works because it is universally true and almost nobody ever says it out loud. Gyms are full of people performing wellness while quietly falling apart, and this shirt is for the ones who find that funnier than motivational. Five words of blunt self-assessment, printed in colours that cheerfully mock the sentiment they are carrying.
Everything Hurts T-Shirt That Gets It Right
The distressed print and warm retro colours give this design a look that works well beyond the gym, which is handy since most of the people wearing it have quietly stopped going anyway. If this one connects, the funny gym t-shirts collection has more designs for anyone who takes their exercise with a side of honesty.
Everything Hurts T-Shirt FAQ
What is this t-shirt made from and how is the design printed?
This Everything Hurts t-shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton, giving it a solid feel that holds its shape through regular washing. The distressed retro lettering is applied using high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, keeping the colour detail sharp and fade-resistant over time.
How does the sizing run on this t-shirt?
This Everything Hurts t-shirt runs true to size for most customers, with a long length and a generous cut that suits a range of builds. Check the size chart above before ordering, as the measurements listed there are the most reliable guide to getting the right fit.
When does this ship and can the slogan be personalised?
This t-shirt is produced within 1 to 3 business days and ships within 1 to 3 days of dispatch. Personalisation is not available on this design, as the slogan is printed exactly as shown and the unapologetic bluntness of the wording is very much the point.
Is this design only for gym-goers or does it work more broadly?
This Everything Hurts and I'm Tired t-shirt works for gym-goers, runners, and anyone who has simply reached the age where the statement is medically accurate on a daily basis. The retro distressed styling keeps it reading as dry wit rather than a complaint, which is a distinction most people over a certain age will appreciate immediately.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.
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Shipping times
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Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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