Don't Exaggerate T Shirt
Don't Exaggerate T Shirt
Don't Exaggerate T Shirt
Don't Exaggerate T Shirt
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Description
Description
Don't Exaggerate, I've Told You A Million Times
You spotted the contradiction the second you read it, and that little delay before the penny drops is the entire joke. Telling someone off for exaggerating while exaggerating wildly is the sort of gag that rewards a second look.
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These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
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- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Don't Exaggerate Worn By The Quietly Clever
The best wordplay does not announce itself, it waits to be noticed, and this one is built for exactly that pause. A million is the most over-the-top number you could pick to scold someone for overstating things, and that self-defeating logic is the whole gag. The wearer enjoys a joke that makes people stop and think for a beat before they grin. It fits right in among our funny t shirts that reward a closer read. Printed using a high-definition DTG process, the lettering stays crisp and legible so the line keeps catching eyes for years.
The Thinking Behind I've Told You A Million Times
Hypocrisy played for laughs is a comedy staple, and squeezing it onto a single line of a t-shirt is the clever part. The person who buys this has a dry, understated humour and likes a joke that flatters the reader for getting it. It is perfect for the office wit, the dad with a deadpan streak or anyone who collects groan-worthy clever lines. Backed by over 16,000 verified reviews, the shirt is as dependable as the gag is daft. It is the kind of quiet, knowing humour that wears well in any company.
Don't Exaggerate That Gets It Right
A shirt built around a clever line has to keep that line looking sharp, and this one is made to. The 180gsm heavyweight cotton gives it a proper, substantial feel, with a generous cut that sits well on every build. The taped neck and twin-needle seams keep it in shape through constant wear and washing, so the joke never ends up cracked or faded. It becomes a reliable favourite, the shirt people remember you in, holding its print and its understated wit far longer than a thin, cheaper tee.
Don't Exaggerate FAQ
What is this Don't Exaggerate t shirt made from and how is it printed?
This Don't Exaggerate t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed with a high-definition direct-to-garment process. The DTG ink bonds into the fabric for a sharp finish, and a cool inside-out wash keeps the lettering crisp and readable for years.
How does the sizing fit on this shirt?
Sizing runs true to standard for most people, so your usual size is the safe pick. The cut is long and generous, and our model wears a large, so measure a shirt you already own against the size chart if you are between sizes.
When will my order ship and can this design be personalised?
Orders are produced within 1 to 2 working days and then ship within a 1 to 3 day window. This design depends on its exact wording, so it is sold as shown and is not available for personalisation.
Who is the I've Told You A Million Times shirt actually for?
It suits the quietly clever joker who loves a line that takes a second to land. It makes an ideal gift for the deadpan dad, the office wit or anyone who collects self-contradicting one-liners and enjoys watching people work them out.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
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Tracking
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Returns
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Contact
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Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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