Dont Be A Richard T Shirt
Dont Be A Richard T Shirt
Dont Be A Richard T Shirt
Dont Be A Richard T Shirt
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Description
Description
Don't Be A Richard, The Third
Everyone has worked with one, served alongside one, or quietly suspected they were one on a bad day. The name does the heavy lifting here, and anyone who knows their rhyming slang gets there in about two seconds flat.
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With over 16,000 verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.
These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Don't Be A Richard Banter For The Barrack Room
A clean line with a filthy punchline hiding in plain sight is the kind of humour that travels well from the mess hall to the pub. The shirt names no names, yet everybody in the room can think of at least one candidate before the laughter dies down.
It belongs to the wearer who deals in dry, understated wind-ups rather than shouting for attention. The line is cheeky enough to raise eyebrows but tame enough to wear in front of the in-laws, which is precisely the balance that makes it work. As a veteran-owned brand we know this exact brand of barrack-room banter inside out, and the 180gsm cotton carries it with a weight that matches the confidence. Anyone after more in the same spirit will find plenty across the funny military t shirts range.
The Thinking Behind The Don't Be A Richard Line
The whole gag rides on the slang. Spell out the third and the penny drops, and the cleaner the delivery the harder it lands. Saying it straight, with a perfectly innocent face, is what turns a simple name into a warning the whole room understands.
It works as a gift for a mate who has earned the nickname fair and square, and as a quiet public service announcement for everyone forced to share an office with one. Printed with high-definition DTG, the wording stays sharp wash after wash, so the message never fades before the recipient does.
Don't Be A Richard Wit That Gets It Right
Some slogan tees try too hard and explain the joke into the ground. This one trusts the wearer and the audience to meet in the middle, which is exactly why it earns a snort rather than a polite smile.
Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, the build quality holds up to constant wear from the kind of person who lives in their favourite shirt. Pick a colour with the right amount of attitude and let the slang do the rest, no explanation required.
Don't Be A Richard T Shirt FAQ
What is the Don't Be A Richard t shirt made from and how is it printed?
The Don't Be A Richard t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) technology for a crisp, fade-resistant finish. The heavier fabric keeps its shape through repeated washes, so the slang line stays sharp and readable for the long haul.
How does the Don't Be A Richard t shirt fit and which size should I order?
The Don't Be A Richard t shirt is cut long with a generous fit and sizing runs true for most customers. Check the size chart before ordering, and size down if you prefer a closer cut, since the body length leans roomy rather than fitted.
When will my Don't Be A Richard t shirt ship and can it be personalised?
Orders are usually produced within 1 to 2 days and shipped within a 1 to 3 day window. As a veteran-owned brand we keep turnaround tight, and the Don't Be A Richard t shirt is sold as the fixed design shown, so the slogan is not set up for personalisation.
Who is the Don't Be A Richard t shirt best suited to?
The Don't Be A Richard t shirt suits anyone fluent in dry barrack-room banter and rhyming slang, especially serving and ex-Forces wearers. It makes a knowing gift for the mate who has thoroughly earned the title, and a deadpan warning for everyone who has to put up with him.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.
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Shipping times
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
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Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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