Dirty Old Man T Shirt

Dirty Old Man T Shirt

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Dirty Old Man T Shirt

Dirty Old Man T Shirt

Regular price £22.49
Regular price Sale price £22.49
Sale Sold out
Shipping from $4.75 (USA)/£3.89 (UK). For the old reprobate who hears that...
Colour : Military Green
Size : Small Size Chart
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Description

Dirty Old Man, You Dirty Old Man

You wear the insult as a badge, because deep down you have earned every word of it with a wink. The catchphrase that raised a generation of cheeky so-and-sos, now on your chest.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)

With over 16,000 verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.

These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)

  • Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
  • Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
  • Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
  • High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
  • Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
  • Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
  • Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
  • Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.

Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).

Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.

Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.

Dirty Old Man Tee For The Proud Reprobate

Made for the bloke who hears the famous catchphrase and grins because it fits him a little too well. Printed onto strong 180gsm heavyweight cotton, built to last as long as the cheek behind it.

The Thinking Behind The Famous Catchphrase

A whole generation grew up with this comedy growl ringing through the living room, and it shaped a fine sense of humour in the face of hard times. It lands with anyone raised on the classic British sitcom, and the DTG print keeps the lettering crisp wash after wash.

It fits right in with the rest of our funny british tv t shirts for those who quote the telly of yesteryear.

Dirty Old Man Tee That Gets It Right

No faded print and no flimsy fabric that gives up before the next rerun. Backed by 16,000+ verified reviews, this is the version of the design that holds up to being worn with a proud, cheeky grin.

Dirty Old Man FAQ

What is the Dirty Old Man t shirt made from and how is it printed?

The Dirty Old Man t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. The heavier fabric holds its shape through washing and keeps the print sharp and fade-resistant over time.

How does the sizing fit on this t shirt?

This t shirt has a long length and a generous fit that suits most physiques. Sizing runs true for most customers, so check the size chart and order your usual size with confidence.

How quickly does it ship and can the design be personalised?

Orders are produced within 1 to 2 days and ship within 1 to 3 days. The Dirty Old Man design is a fixed print and cannot be personalised, but it ships fast for a birthday laugh or a cheeky gift.

Who is the Dirty Old Man t shirt best for?

It suits the older fella with a wicked sense of humour who happily owns the label and grew up on classic British comedy. The design makes a brilliant wind-up gift for a dad, grandad or mate who is a reprobate at heart and proud of it.

Delivery & Returns

Delivery

All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.

Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.

Shipping times

Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.

For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.

Tracking

We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.

Returns

We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.

To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.

Contact

If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.

Christmas delivery

We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.

Size Chart

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