Dear Santa Christmas Jumper
Dear Santa Christmas Jumper
Dear Santa Christmas Jumper
Dear Santa Christmas Jumper
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Description
Description
Dear Santa Christmas Jumper, Skip The List Just Bring Wine
You have given up pretending you want socks and smellies, and you have made your one request perfectly clear. Wine. That is the entire list.
Wear it at the family do and watch someone quietly top your glass up without being asked.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Love that I'm buying from a family-owned company. I wasn't disappointed. Outstanding quality and Service." (Martin B.)
With over 16,000 verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.
Don't confuse these with the thin, cheap, flimsy specials you can buy elsewhere. This is a heavy, high-quality sweatshirt that feels great, will go the distance, and you will feel the superior quality the moment you touch it.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great shirt, great quality and I highly recommend." (Sue W.)
- 80% ringspun cotton/20% polyester, a proper heavyweight blend built to last season after season.
- Unisex sizing - Previous customers say it is a great fit for both men and women.
- Weight, a nice and thick 280gsm that feels premium and keeps the cold out.
- Soft cotton-faced fabric - warm as toast.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Taped neck – more comfortable.
- Twin needle stitching for added strength.
- WRAP Certified Production – no sweatshops.
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Dear Santa Christmas Jumper For The Wine Lover
Every family has someone who has stopped playing along with the gift guessing game. No hints, no wish list, just one clear instruction aimed straight at the man in red. It is honest, it is a little bit lazy, and everyone who knows the wearer will nod along instantly. The line prints sharp and bold on a heavyweight 280gsm blend, easy to read across a busy kitchen while the second bottle gets opened. It sits neatly among our christmas jumpers for anyone whose festive priorities are refreshingly simple.
The Thinking Behind The One-Item Wish List
The gag is the bluntness, so the jumper needed to look deliberate rather than cheap. High-definition direct-to-garment printing keeps the wording crisp and instantly readable, which matters when the whole joke is a single short request. The 80/20 cotton-polyester blend gives it proper weight and warmth so it feels like a jumper worth keeping in the wardrobe, the kind the wine lover pulls out every December to state their case again without saying a word.
Dear Santa Christmas Jumper That Gets It Right
A jumper for long, comfortable evenings has to be built for exactly that. The taped neck keeps it easy through hours around the table, and the twin needle stitching holds firm through a full season of gatherings and washes. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, it is a festive layer that raises a laugh, keeps you warm, and quietly encourages people to keep your glass topped up. Honest, comfortable, and gloriously to the point.
Dear Santa Christmas Jumper FAQ
What is the Dear Santa Christmas jumper made from and how is it printed?
The Dear Santa Christmas jumper is a heavyweight 280gsm blend of 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester, printed with high-definition direct-to-garment printing. The soft cotton-faced fabric keeps you warm, and the DTG print keeps the wording crisp and fade-resistant wash after wash.
How does the sizing fit on this jumper?
This jumper uses unisex sizing that previous customers say fits both men and women well. Check the size chart against a jumper you already own before ordering, as sizing runs true for most people, and size up for a roomier, layered winter fit.
When will it ship and can it be personalised?
Orders are produced in 1 to 2 days and shipped within a 1 to 3 day window. The Dear Santa design cannot be personalised, as the wording is fixed, but you can choose from the full range of colours and sizes shown above.
Who is the Dear Santa Christmas jumper best suited to?
The Dear Santa jumper suits the unapologetic wine lover who has given up dropping subtle gift hints. It is made for the one at the family gathering or works do who wants their single festive request made perfectly clear before anyone asks what they want.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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