Bribed With Biscuits T Shirt
Bribed With Biscuits T Shirt
Bribed With Biscuits T Shirt
Bribed With Biscuits T Shirt
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Description
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Bribed With Biscuits T Shirt, Can't Be Bothered
Asked to move a sofa, empty the dishwasher or sit through a meeting, the answer is a firm no. Rattle a packet of chocolate digestives, though, and negotiations reopen immediately.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.
Plenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Bribed With Biscuits T Shirt for the Professionally Unbothered
Every household has one. The person who goes very quiet when the bins need doing and develops a mysterious bad back on moving day. They are waiting for the right offer, and the right offer comes in a packet with a red tear strip.
The slogan admits what everyone already knows. Motivation is low and the going rate for a favour is two custard creams and a cup of tea. A packet of chocolate digestives buys a full afternoon.
Printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it is built for the sofa, the shed and the long sit down after doing nothing much. More slogans about what really runs a British home sit in the funny food t shirts range.
The Thinking Behind Can't Be Bothered, Bribed With Biscuits
Most of us run on a quiet internal economy. Chores cost effort, and effort has to be paid for. The joke turns that private arrangement into a public price list.
It belongs to the person with a secret stash in the desk drawer, who dunks without shame and judges a café by what arrives on the saucer. The lettering is printed direct-to-garment in a bold, chunky hand that reads clearly from across the office.
Bribed With Biscuits T Shirt That Gets It Right
Here the first line is a flat refusal, and the second hands over the cheat code.
It suits the teenager who only surfaces for snacks, the dad who will fix the shelf straight after elevenses, and anyone who has said in a minute and meant tomorrow. Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews say the shirt is worth every biscuit.
Bribed With Biscuits T Shirt FAQ
What is the Bribed With Biscuits T Shirt made of?
The Bribed With Biscuits T Shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and resists going baggy at the neck. The slogan is printed using direct-to-garment printing for sharp, fade-resistant lettering. It also has a taped neck and a tear-out label.
How does the Bribed With Biscuits T Shirt fit?
The Bribed With Biscuits T Shirt fits true to standard UK sizing, with a long body and a generous cut that sits comfortably on most builds. To be sure, lay a favourite t shirt flat, measure it from armpit to armpit and check it against the size chart.
How long does the Bribed With Biscuits T Shirt take to arrive, and can it be personalised?
Each Bribed With Biscuits T Shirt is printed to order in 1 to 2 production days, then shipped with a delivery window of 1 to 3 days. Personalisation is not available on this design, as the slogan is fixed, though you can choose any colour and size listed.
Who is the Bribed With Biscuits T Shirt for?
The Bribed With Biscuits T Shirt suits anyone who refuses chores on principle but folds the moment a biscuit tin appears. It is a natural fit for the tea-loving colleague, the snack-led teenager or the dad who works for digestives. Wearing it says you are not lazy, just open to the right offer.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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