Are You Drunk T Shirt
Are You Drunk T Shirt
Are You Drunk T Shirt
Are You Drunk T Shirt
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Description
Description
Are You Drunk, Of Course I'm Not
You have stood at a gate in the early hours, drawing yourself up to attention and praying nobody asks the obvious question. The slogan is the answer you always gave, delivered with the confidence of someone holding a wall for support.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
With over 16,000 verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.
These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Are You Drunk Humour For The Veterans Of The Late Gate Run
For anyone who ever gathered themselves before walking past the guardroom at silly o'clock, this is a private joke worn in public. It suits the old hand who remembers a great session, a long walk back, and the heroic effort of looking stone-cold sober at the worst possible moment. The line lands because every serving and former member of the forces has lived it, the bluff delivered straight-faced to whoever was on stag. As a veteran-owned outfit, we know exactly which type of evening this design is built on. The 180gsm cotton gives it the weight of a proper kit item rather than a flimsy stag-do special.
The Thinking Behind The Sober As A Judge Routine
A good forces in-joke works because it rewards the people who were there, and this one is pitched straight at them. It is built for the wearer who can still picture the walk from the main gate to the block, putting one careful foot in front of the other and rehearsing the answer. We print it using DTG so the lettering stays crisp across the chest, sharp enough to read at arm's length in a busy bar. The phrasing keeps it deadpan, because the funniest version of this claim is the one delivered with a totally straight face. It is a nod and a wink to anyone who has been there and lived to deny it.
Are You Drunk T Shirts That Gets It Right
A good military gag shirt has to earn its place beyond the reunion, and this one wears well on any ordinary day. The cut is long and generous so it sits comfortably on most builds, and the colours stay grounded enough for everyday use rather than just the social. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, the make holds up to repeat washing without the print fading or the shape going. Coming from a veteran-owned company, it makes a spot-on gift for an old mucker or a knowing treat for yourself. Browse more forces humour in our veteran t shirts range.
Are You Drunk T Shirt FAQ
What is the Are You Drunk t shirt made from and how is it printed?
The Are You Drunk t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) technology for a crisp, fade-resistant finish. Wash it inside out on a cool cycle and the lettering stays sharp over the long term.
How does the sizing fit on this t shirt?
Sizing runs true to standard for most customers, with a long and generous cut that suits a wide range of builds. Check the size chart before ordering, and size up if you want a roomier feel without the shirt swamping you.
When will my order ship and can this design be personalised?
Orders are produced within 1 to 2 days and usually ship within a 1 to 3 day window. This design is sold exactly as shown and is not personalised, so the slogan arrives word for word as pictured.
Who is this are you drunk design best suited to?
It suits serving and former forces members who remember the careful late-night march past the guardroom and the straight-faced denial that followed. From a veteran-owned company, it works as a reunion gift for an old mucker or a self-buy for anyone who lived that exact moment.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.
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Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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