Stuffed Christmas Jumper

Stuffed Christmas Jumper

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Stuffed Christmas Jumper

Stuffed Christmas Jumper

Regular price £32.19
Regular price Sale price £32.19
Sale Sold out
Shipping from $4.75 (USA)/£3.89 (UK). The turkey is gone, the trouser button...
Size : X-Small Size Chart
Colour : Arctic White
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Description

Stuffed Christmas Jumper, Already Done In By The Dinner

The turkey is gone, the pudding was a bad idea, and the button on your trousers has quietly surrendered. You are not hungry, you are finished, and you have the jumper to prove it.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Love that I'm buying from a family-owned company. I wasn't disappointed. Outstanding quality and Service." (Martin B.)

Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.

Plenty of sweatshirts at this price start bobbling after a few washes. Ours is 280gsm, an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend, soft cotton-faced on the inside. Twin needle stitching at the seams, a taped neck so nothing rubs, and WRAP certified production behind it.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great shirt, great quality and I highly recommend." (Sue W.)

  • 80% ringspun cotton/20% polyester, a proper heavyweight blend built to last season after season.
  • Generous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well, and roomy enough that it goes over a shirt without a fight.
  • Weight, a nice and thick 280gsm that feels premium and keeps the cold out.
  • Soft cotton-faced fabric - warm as toast.
  • Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
  • High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
  • Taped neck – more comfortable.
  • Twin needle stitching for added strength.
  • WRAP Certified Production – no sweatshops.

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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.

Stuffed Christmas Jumper For The Post-Dinner Slump

This is the festive knit for the person whose big event is the meal itself, and whose main achievement of the day is a second helping they did not need. It is made for the sofa collapse after lunch, the loosened waistband, the moment you announce you could not possibly, then do anyway. Roomy by design and built from a heavyweight 280gsm blend, it has the comfort to see you through the food coma and the quality to come back year after year, unlike your willpower around the pigs in blankets. If you enjoy a jumper that celebrates the eating over the celebrating, the wider funny Christmas jumper collection is stuffed with designs in the same greedy good spirit.

The Thinking Behind Already Stuffed

The joke works because everyone reaches that point on Christmas Day, usually somewhere around the cheese board nobody asked for. Declaring yourself already stuffed is both a confession and a badge of honour, the mark of someone who took the meal seriously and paid the happy price. It suits the enthusiastic eater, the one who treats dinner as a competitive sport, and anyone who measures a good Christmas by how tight the trousers feel afterwards. There is no riddle to solve, just an honest groan of a line. Printed with a crisp direct-to-garment finish, the wording stays sharp wash after wash, so it is ready for every feast to come.

Stuffed Christmas Jumper That Gets It Right

A jumper built for the big feed has to be comfortable above all else, and this one is made for exactly that. The soft cotton-faced fabric is warm and forgiving over a very full stomach, and the unisex cut suits whoever needs the extra room, which after Christmas dinner is genuinely everyone. Backed by more than 16,400 verified reviews, it makes a knowing gift for the family member who lives for the meal, and a comfortable self-buy for anyone who wants a festive layer that gives them somewhere to expand into. Order early, wear it to the table, and let it carry you gently from the last roast potato to the sofa.

Stuffed Christmas Jumper FAQ

What is this stuffed Christmas jumper made from and how is it printed?

This stuffed Christmas jumper is made from a heavyweight 280gsm blend of 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester, so it feels thick, warm and comfortably roomy rather than thin and cheap. The design is applied with a high-definition direct-to-garment print that stays sharp and fade-resistant through repeated washes.

How does the sizing fit?

The sizing is unisex and runs true for most customers, so it fits both men and women well. Check the size chart against a jumper you already own before ordering, and size up if you want extra room to expand into after a very large Christmas dinner.

When will it ship and can it be personalised?

Orders take 1 to 2 production days and then ship within a 1 to 3 day window, so there is time to get it before the big meal. This stuffed Christmas jumper is a set design and cannot be personalised, which keeps the print quality consistently crisp.

Who is this stuffed Christmas jumper best suited to?

It suits the committed eater who treats Christmas dinner as the highlight of the day and the second helping as non-negotiable. It makes a knowing gift for the family's biggest feeder, or a self-buy for anyone who wants a comfy festive jumper with room to spare.

Delivery & Returns

Delivery

All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.

Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.

Shipping times

Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.

For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.

Tracking

We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.

Returns

We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.

To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.

Contact

If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.

Christmas delivery

We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.

Size Chart

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