97% Stupid T Shirt
97% Stupid T Shirt
97% Stupid T Shirt
97% Stupid T Shirt
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Description
Description
97% Stupid T Shirt, Luckily I'm In The Other 5%
Ninety-seven percent of people are stupid, and the wearer is proudly in the other five. The numbers do not add up, which is precisely the gag, delivered with total confidence.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
With over 16,000 verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.
These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
97% Stupid T Shirt Built For The Self-Aware Joker
The brilliance is in the broken arithmetic. Boasting about being in the smart minority while completely fluffing the percentages is the whole joke, a self-own and a swagger in the same breath. It is built for the person who loves a deadpan delivery, who can keep a straight face while everyone else works out that the numbers are nonsense. Half the people who read it will laugh, the rest will frown and start counting, and the wearer will enjoy both reactions equally. Printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it has the weight to carry a joke worn with this much misplaced confidence. It sits comfortably among our funny t shirts for anyone who likes their humour with a knowing wink at their own expense.
The Thinking Behind The Other 5%
The best daft jokes are the ones that trip themselves up on purpose. Claiming the smart bracket and then botching the maths turns a simple boast into a little trap for the reader, and watching people spot the error is most of the fun. It suits the dry wit, the office joker, the family member who delivers the silliest lines with the straightest face. The humour rewards anyone who enjoys being clever about being daft, the sort who would happily wear their own contradiction across the chest. With over 16,000 verified reviews behind the print, the joke stays crisp and readable wash after wash, so the maths keeps failing exactly as intended.
97% Stupid T Shirt That Gets It Right
A good self-deprecating shirt has to land the gag and the swagger together, and this one pulls off both at once. It suits the deadpan comedian, the quietly sarcastic mate, the relative who lives for a groan-worthy one-liner. The direct-to-garment print keeps the numbers sharp so the deliberate error reads clearly to anyone paying attention. Cut long and generous, it stays comfortable through a full day of pretending the percentages make perfect sense. Given as a gift it tells someone you appreciate their daft sense of humour, worn by choice it announces the wearer as someone happy to be the joke and clever enough to know it.
97% Stupid T Shirt FAQ
What material is the 97% Stupid T Shirt made from and how is it printed?
The 97% Stupid T Shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton with a high-definition direct-to-garment print. The heavier fabric holds its shape through regular washing and the DTG method keeps the deliberately wonky percentages crisp and fade-resistant over time.
How does the sizing fit on this t shirt?
Sizing on this t shirt runs true for most customers, with a long length and generous cut that suits any physique. Check the size chart before ordering, and if you prefer a roomier everyday fit, going up a size gives a little extra comfort across the day.
How quickly is the 97% Stupid T Shirt shipped and can it be personalised?
The 97% Stupid T Shirt is printed within 1 to 2 production days and shipped on a 1 to 3 day delivery window. This design is supplied exactly as shown and is not personalised, so the broken-maths gag stays exactly as designed.
Who is this design best suited to?
It suits the deadpan joker who happily makes themselves the punchline, the dry wit or office comedian who enjoys a self-own. The mismatched percentages make it ideal for anyone who likes a clever bit of daftness and the slow reaction as people realise the numbers do not add up.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.
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Shipping times
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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