3 Times A Week T Shirt
3 Times A Week T Shirt
3 Times A Week T Shirt
3 Times A Week T Shirt
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Description
Description
3 Times A Week, The Honest Drinking Confession
Some people pace themselves. You have a system, and the system says three times a week sounds perfectly reasonable when you don't define the week.
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- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
3 Times A Week For The Unapologetic Regular
The joke lands because everyone knows someone who counts their drinking in days rather than units, then quietly redraws the calendar to suit the answer. Worn to the pub, it is a confession and a punchline in one, the sort of line that gets a knowing snort before the first round is even ordered. It suits the person who finds the whole idea of moderation faintly amusing and would rather laugh about it than lie about it. For more in the same cheeky spirit, browse the rest of our funny rude t shirts and find the next one that fits. Printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it carries the joke with a bit of weight behind it.
The Thinking Behind Three Times Every Week
Good drinking humour never tries too hard, and this design knows it. The line is short, the maths is suspiciously vague, and the wearer is clearly in on their own joke. It works best on someone who enjoys the ritual more than they would ever admit, the friend who treats a quiet midweek pint as a small personal tradition. There is no lecture and no apology, just a flat, deadpan claim that holds up surprisingly well under questioning. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, it is built to be worn often, not folded away for one occasion.
3 Times A Week That Gets It Right
A drinking joke fails when it shouts. This one mutters, which is exactly why it works on the right person. It belongs on the regular who has a usual order, a usual seat, and a usual answer when asked how often they go out. The humour is dry enough for a birthday gift and cheeky enough for a stag weekend, landing somewhere between affectionate ribbing and a genuine motto. Printed using high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) technology, the text stays crisp and readable across wash after wash, so the punchline never fades before the laughter does.
3 Times A Week FAQ
What is this t shirt made from and how is it printed?
It is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) technology for a sharp, fade-resistant finish. The heavier fabric holds its shape through repeated washing, so the drinking joke stays clear and the shirt keeps its structure rather than going thin and shapeless.
How does the sizing fit compared to standard t shirts?
Sizing runs true to standard for most customers, with a long length and a generous, relaxed cut. Check the size chart before ordering if you are between sizes, and size up if you prefer extra room. The fit is designed to sit comfortably on any physique without clinging.
When will it ship and can the design be personalised?
Orders are produced within 1 to 2 days and typically arrive within a 1 to 3 day shipping window. This particular design is not personalised, it is sold exactly as shown so the deadpan three times a week line lands precisely as intended, with no extra wording added.
Who is the 3 times a week shirt actually for?
It suits the unapologetic social drinker who finds moderation a bit of a laugh and owns their habits with a grin. Ideal for pub regulars, stag dos, and milestone birthdays, it speaks to the person who would rather joke about their schedule than defend it, making it a reliable conversation starter at any gathering.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
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Returns
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Contact
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Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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