2 Legs T Shirt
2 Legs T Shirt
2 Legs T Shirt
2 Legs T Shirt
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Description
Description
2 Legs And An Egg On His Shoulder
Back when you signed on, Long John Silver still had both legs and a chicken's egg perched where the parrot should sit. The fleet was younger, the rum was rougher, and the stories have only grown taller since.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
With over 16,000 verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.
These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
2 Legs And A Lifetime Of Sea Stories
Every old hand has a line they wheel out to remind the new intake exactly how long they have served, and this is the gold standard. The joke lands hardest with the sailor who joined when the ships felt older and the discipline felt harder, and who has watched the whole world change from the mess deck out. It wears the years like rank, proud and unbothered. Run on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it has the heft of something that will see out plenty more dits down the local. As a veteran-owned brand, the humour comes from inside the same world the wearer served in. Plenty more salty designs sit waiting in the Royal Navy t shirts collection.
The Thinking Behind The Long John Silver Line
The whole gag turns on stretching the years to a glorious, knowing exaggeration. Claiming you served back when a famous one-legged pirate was fully limbed is the seafaring way of saying you have done your time and then some. It is affectionate ribbing, the kind passed between shipmates who earned the right to it. The line works because every old salt recognises the pride buried inside the wind-up. Each shirt carries a high-definition DTG print that keeps the wording sharp through years of wear, fitting for a story that gets retold far more often than it gets retired.
2 Legs Humour That Gets It Right
A naval joke only works if it comes from someone who actually knows the deck from the dockside, and this one does. It avoids the lazy anchor-and-rope clichés and goes straight for the in-crowd laugh that only a server or veteran fully gets. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, the quality is trusted by the kind of buyer who has no patience for tat. Being veteran-owned, the brand writes for the wearer rather than at them, which is why the line feels earned rather than borrowed. It suits the retired hand who still calls the kitchen the galley and would never let a youngster forget who came first.
2 Legs FAQ
What material and print is the 2 Legs t shirt made with?
The 2 Legs t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton with a direct-to-garment print. The heavier fabric keeps its shape wash after wash, and the DTG print holds the Long John Silver line crisp and fade-resistant rather than cracking over time.
How does the sizing fit on this t shirt?
Sizing runs true to standard for most customers, with a long length and a generous cut. Check the size chart before ordering, and if you are between sizes the roomier fit tends to sit comfortably across the chest and shoulders.
When will it ship and can the design be personalised?
Orders are produced within 1 to 2 days and ship within a 1 to 3 day window once made. The 2 Legs design is sold as shown and is not personalised. As a veteran-owned brand, every order is handled by people who served.
Who is the 2 Legs design best suited to?
The 2 Legs design suits Royal Navy veterans and serving sailors who love a long-service wind-up. It fits reunions, dits down the pub, and any occasion where an old hand wants to remind the room exactly how far back his sea time goes.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
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Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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