Holy Hand Grenade T Shirt
Holy Hand Grenade T Shirt
Guaranteed to put a smile on someone's face. Estimated postage and packing for 1 shirt in UK just £3.95
First Shalt Thou Take Out The Holy Pin. Then Shalt Thou Count To Three, No More, No Less.
⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Nice comfortable, well made T, good price." (Robert T.)
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with, products are fantastic and the service is outstanding. If you are looking for quality and great designs look no further." (Jock S.)
"Brother Maynard, bring out the holy hand grenade."
True story, I actually said this just before throwing my first-ever grenade on the range.
This is a great way of showing our unique Forces humour and maybe put a smile on a glum face. Previous buyers tell us our shirts are the best quality and they love our first-class customer service, so get cracking and order one now.
- 100%, best-quality, strong cotton - lasts a long time.
- Check the sizing chart - previous customers say sizing is very accurate.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High Definition Digital Sublimation Print - crisp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops 'scratchy neck' syndrome.
Created and Printed in the UK 🇬🇧
Go ahead and select your size and colour above.
Estimated postage and packing for 1 shirt in UK just £3.95
Delivery & Returns
We provide free shipping on all orders over £49.
Provided shipping is to an address in the UK, we will cover the cost of postage and packing when you order more than £49 of our awesome products (please note there is not enough meat on the bone to give you free shipping AND a discount at the same time).
How long does it take to receive my order?
All of our items are proudly custom made and printed on-demand in the UK. Orders typically take only 3 business days for us to get them printed, dried, quality control checked, and then packed. You can then select 24 or 48 Hrs Royal Mail at the checkout for deliveries to the UK.
How long does delivery take to countries outside the UK?
To see delivery times outside the UK, please look at the Shipping Rates page for details. Typically, it takes 5-10 working days after leaving our facility, with possible further-in-country delays, depending on your local COVID-19 restrictions.
How can I track my order?
We will email you a tracking number as soon as your order is about to leave our Facility.
What is your Returns Policy?
Although we have a very high level of customer satisfaction and retention, we also recognise that in rare cases, refunds may be requested. We want you to love your purchase, so if you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order. Please email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk
How do I contact you?
If you have any other questions or have questions about problems which are NOT listed on this page, please get in touch via email at support@lionlegion.co.uk
Christmas and Other Anniversary Deliveries
We do our utmost to get orders printed in good time, dried, quality checked and then out the door to you. During the run-up to Christmas we put double-shifts on the printing machines and in the warehouse to make sure we keep up with the high volume of orders. But we don't have direct control over Royal Mail or the couriers and cannot, therefore, guarantee that orders will be received in time for Christmas, Birthdays or other anniversaries or special dates and will not issue refunds on that basis unfortunately. So please make sure that you order in good time.
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First Shalt Thou Take Out The Holy Pin. Then Shalt Thou Count To Three, No More, No Less.
⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Nice comfortable, well made T, good price." (Robert T.)
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with, products are fantastic and the service is outstanding. If you are looking for quality and great designs look no further." (Jock S.)
"Brother Maynard, bring out the holy hand grenade."
True story, I actually said this just before throwing my first-ever grenade on the range.
This is a great way of showing our unique Forces humour and maybe put a smile on a glum face. Previous buyers tell us our shirts are the best quality and they love our first-class customer service, so get cracking and order one now.
- 100%, best-quality, strong cotton - lasts a long time.
- Check the sizing chart - previous customers say sizing is very accurate.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High Definition Digital Sublimation Print - crisp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops 'scratchy neck' syndrome.
Created and Printed in the UK 🇬🇧
Go ahead and select your size and colour above.
Estimated postage and packing for 1 shirt in UK just £3.95
Delivery & Returns
We provide free shipping on all orders over £49.
Provided shipping is to an address in the UK, we will cover the cost of postage and packing when you order more than £49 of our awesome products (please note there is not enough meat on the bone to give you free shipping AND a discount at the same time).
How long does it take to receive my order?
All of our items are proudly custom made and printed on-demand in the UK. Orders typically take only 3 business days for us to get them printed, dried, quality control checked, and then packed. You can then select 24 or 48 Hrs Royal Mail at the checkout for deliveries to the UK.
How long does delivery take to countries outside the UK?
To see delivery times outside the UK, please look at the Shipping Rates page for details. Typically, it takes 5-10 working days after leaving our facility, with possible further-in-country delays, depending on your local COVID-19 restrictions.
How can I track my order?
We will email you a tracking number as soon as your order is about to leave our Facility.
What is your Returns Policy?
Although we have a very high level of customer satisfaction and retention, we also recognise that in rare cases, refunds may be requested. We want you to love your purchase, so if you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order. Please email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk
How do I contact you?
If you have any other questions or have questions about problems which are NOT listed on this page, please get in touch via email at support@lionlegion.co.uk
Christmas and Other Anniversary Deliveries
We do our utmost to get orders printed in good time, dried, quality checked and then out the door to you. During the run-up to Christmas we put double-shifts on the printing machines and in the warehouse to make sure we keep up with the high volume of orders. But we don't have direct control over Royal Mail or the couriers and cannot, therefore, guarantee that orders will be received in time for Christmas, Birthdays or other anniversaries or special dates and will not issue refunds on that basis unfortunately. So please make sure that you order in good time.
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United StatesSuperb, if only I had more friends who appreciated military humour
United KingdomBest shirts ever.
I'm amazed at how quickly it takes to arrive once you put your order in. I like the funny shirts , like Dads Army etc excellent service and quality merchandise, well done to all at lion legion. Best wishes, Pat w. Chester.
United KingdomDilligaf t shirt & others
Brilliant!! All the purchased items have been of excellent quality & fit. Slogans are terrific, even if not WOKE! Keep up the good work!
PhilippinesIt's a very good fit and I love it
The order process was very straightforward and easy to use. My T arrived on time and well packaged. It's a very good fit and I love it.
PhilippinesLike the logo
Like the logo. Would like to see more multi service ones . Especially navy ones.