Gaffer Tape Can't Fix Stupid Unisex T Shirt


Gaffer Tape Can't Fix Stupid Unisex T Shirt

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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The t-shirt arrived in very good time. It is lovely quality, and a good fit. Couldn't ask for better." (Carol W.)

I'm grateful that the internet and social media allows me to keep in touch with my old forces buddies and family, all spread to the four winds.

The downside, however, is that idiots can now say what they want, talk nonsense, and complain about anything under the sun. Nobody would listen to them before but now they are so brave typing from their wee, dingy room.

We have our own 'virtual' form of gaffer tape; whenever someone posts some nonsense on one of our social media pages, we just block them. Gaffered!!!!

    Gaffer Tape. It Can't Fix Stupid, But It Can Muffle The Sound

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Came very quick and he loves it, thank you - perfect fit xx" (Sue P.)

    Our previous buyers tell us we supply great quality shirts, and provide first-class customer service, so get cracking and order one now; put a smile on everyone's faces during video calls and, once we are allowed again, when walking down the street.

    • 100%, best-quality, strong cotton - lasts a long time.
    • Check the sizing chart - previous customers say sizing is very accurate.
    • Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
    • High Definition Digital Sublimation Print - crisp and fade-resistant.
    • Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
    • Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
    • Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
    • Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' syndrome.
    • Patriotic logo printed on right upper arm

    Printed and Shipped From The UK 🇬🇧

    Go ahead and select your size and colour above

    Delivery & Returns

    We provide free shipping on all orders over £49.

    Provided shipping is to an address in the UK, we will cover the cost of postage and packing when you order more than £49 of our awesome products (please note there is not enough meat on the bone to give you free shipping AND a discount at the same time).

    How long does it take to receive my order?

    All of our items are proudly custom made and printed on-demand in the UK. Orders typically take only 3 business days for us to get them printed, dried, quality control checked, and then packed. You can then select 24 or 48 Hrs Royal Mail at the checkout for deliveries to the UK.

    How long does delivery take to countries outside the UK?

    To see delivery times outside the UK, please look at the Shipping Rates page for details. Typically, it takes 5-10 working days after leaving our facility, with possible further-in-country delays, depending on your local COVID-19 restrictions.

    How can I track my order?

    We will email you a tracking number as soon as your order is about to leave our Facility.

    How can I track my order?

    We will email you a tracking number as soon as your order is about to leave our Facility.

    What is your Returns Policy?

    Although we have a very high level of customer satisfaction and retention, we also recognise that in rare cases, refunds may be requested. We want you to love your purchase, so if you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order. Please email us at

    How do I contact you?

    If you have any other questions or have questions about problems which are NOT listed on this page, please get in touch via email at

    Christmas and Other Anniversary Deliveries

    We do our utmost to get orders printed in good time, dried, quality checked and then out the door to you. During the run-up to Christmas we put double-shifts on the printing machines and in the warehouse to make sure we keep up with the high volume of orders. But we don't have direct control over Royal Mail or the couriers and cannot, therefore, guarantee that orders will be received in time for Christmas, Birthdays or other anniversaries or special dates and will not issue refunds on that basis unfortunately. So please make sure that you order in good time.

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    Linda H.
    United Kingdom United Kingdom

    Gaffer Tape Can't fix ****** unisex T-shirt

    Absolutely loved it and so did my husband

    Christine T.
    Philippines Philippines

    Cant wait to buy more prioducts

    Really loved my t shirt very good quality and washed up really well

    Ian T.
    Philippines Philippines

    Looks even better than the pictures

    very pleased with quality and looks even better than the pictures worn with pride and heartfelt thanks for whom they represent Thank You Stay safe

    John C.
    Philippines Philippines

    Good Quality shirts

    Good Quality shirts. I ordered one size bigger to allow for shrinkage but they're ok. Plenty of space for Beer expansion.

    Stephen H.
    Philippines Philippines

    Great! Keeep it up!

    Like the logo. Would like to see more multi service ones . Especially navy ones.