Gaffer Tape Can't Fix Stupid T Shirt

Description

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The t-shirt arrived in very good time. It is lovely quality, and a good fit. Couldn't ask for better." (Carol W.)

I'm grateful that the internet and social media allows me to keep in touch with my old forces buddies and family, all spread to the four winds.

The downside, however, is that idiots can now say what they want, talk nonsense, and complain about anything under the sun. Nobody would listen to them before but now they are so brave typing from their wee, dingy room.

We have our own 'virtual' form of gaffer tape; whenever someone posts some nonsense on one of our social media pages, we just block them. Gaffered!!!!

Gaffer Tape. It Can't Fix Stupid, But It Can Muffle The Sound

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Came very quick and he loves it, thank you - perfect fit xx" (Sue P.)

Our previous buyers tell us we supply great quality shirts, and provide first-class customer service, so get cracking and order one now; put a smile on everyone's faces during video calls and, once we are allowed again, when walking down the street.

100%, best-quality, strong cotton - lasts a long time.
Check the sizing chart - previous customers say sizing is very accurate.
Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
High Definition Digital Sublimation Print - crisp and fade-resistant.
Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' syndrome.
Patriotic logo printed on right upper arm

Created and Printed in the UK 🇬🇧

Go ahead and select your size and colour above

Delivery & Returns

Delivery

All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.

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Shipping times

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Tracking

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Returns

We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.

To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.

Contact

If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.

Christmas delivery

We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.