Do Not Read The Next Sentence T Shirt
Do Not Read The Next Sentence T Shirt
Guaranteed to put a smile on someone's face. Estimated postage and packing for 1 shirt in UK just £3.95
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The t-shirt arrived in very good time. It is lovely quality, and a good fit. Couldn't ask for better." (Carol W.)
This one is going to work brilliantly in a number of ways:
- You want to melt a snowflake without actually having to say anything, or,
- Your best buddy reaches in to read the last line and you twat him one over the head, or,
- Some pretty lady leans in to read it and you have the chance to charm her with your witty, Veteran sense of humour (but be careful to hide your bad breath).
Do Not Read The Next Sentence (You Twat, I Told You Not To Read The Next Sentence)
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Came very quick and he loves it, thank you - perfect fit xx" (Sue P.)
Our previous buyers tell us we supply great quality shirts, and provide first-class customer service, so get cracking and order one now; put a smile on everyone's faces.
- 100%, best-quality, strong cotton - lasts a long time.
- Check the sizing chart - previous customers say sizing is very accurate.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High Definition Digital Sublimation Print - crisp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' syndrome.
- Patriotic logo printed on right upper arm
Created and Printed in the UK 🇬🇧
Go ahead and select your size and colour above
Delivery & Returns
We provide free shipping on all orders over £49.
Provided shipping is to an address in the UK, we will cover the cost of postage and packing when you order more than £49 of our awesome products (please note there is not enough meat on the bone to give you free shipping AND a discount at the same time).
How long does it take to receive my order?
All of our items are proudly custom made and printed on-demand in the UK. Orders typically take only 3 business days for us to get them printed, dried, quality control checked, and then packed. You can then select 24 or 48 Hrs Royal Mail at the checkout for deliveries to the UK.
How long does delivery take to countries outside the UK?
To see delivery times outside the UK, please look at the Shipping Rates page for details. Typically, it takes 5-10 working days after leaving our facility, with possible further-in-country delays, depending on your local COVID-19 restrictions.
How can I track my order?
We will email you a tracking number as soon as your order is about to leave our Facility.
What is your Returns Policy?
Although we have a very high level of customer satisfaction and retention, we also recognise that in rare cases, refunds may be requested. We want you to love your purchase, so if you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order. Please email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk
How do I contact you?
If you have any other questions or have questions about problems which are NOT listed on this page, please get in touch via email at support@lionlegion.co.uk
Christmas and Other Anniversary Deliveries
We do our utmost to get orders printed in good time, dried, quality checked and then out the door to you. During the run-up to Christmas we put double-shifts on the printing machines and in the warehouse to make sure we keep up with the high volume of orders. But we don't have direct control over Royal Mail or the couriers and cannot, therefore, guarantee that orders will be received in time for Christmas, Birthdays or other anniversaries or special dates and will not issue refunds on that basis unfortunately. So please make sure that you order in good time.
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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The t-shirt arrived in very good time. It is lovely quality, and a good fit. Couldn't ask for better." (Carol W.)
This one is going to work brilliantly in a number of ways:
- You want to melt a snowflake without actually having to say anything, or,
- Your best buddy reaches in to read the last line and you twat him one over the head, or,
- Some pretty lady leans in to read it and you have the chance to charm her with your witty, Veteran sense of humour (but be careful to hide your bad breath).
Do Not Read The Next Sentence (You Twat, I Told You Not To Read The Next Sentence)
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Came very quick and he loves it, thank you - perfect fit xx" (Sue P.)
Our previous buyers tell us we supply great quality shirts, and provide first-class customer service, so get cracking and order one now; put a smile on everyone's faces.
- 100%, best-quality, strong cotton - lasts a long time.
- Check the sizing chart - previous customers say sizing is very accurate.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High Definition Digital Sublimation Print - crisp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' syndrome.
- Patriotic logo printed on right upper arm
Created and Printed in the UK 🇬🇧
Go ahead and select your size and colour above
Delivery & Returns
We provide free shipping on all orders over £49.
Provided shipping is to an address in the UK, we will cover the cost of postage and packing when you order more than £49 of our awesome products (please note there is not enough meat on the bone to give you free shipping AND a discount at the same time).
How long does it take to receive my order?
All of our items are proudly custom made and printed on-demand in the UK. Orders typically take only 3 business days for us to get them printed, dried, quality control checked, and then packed. You can then select 24 or 48 Hrs Royal Mail at the checkout for deliveries to the UK.
How long does delivery take to countries outside the UK?
To see delivery times outside the UK, please look at the Shipping Rates page for details. Typically, it takes 5-10 working days after leaving our facility, with possible further-in-country delays, depending on your local COVID-19 restrictions.
How can I track my order?
We will email you a tracking number as soon as your order is about to leave our Facility.
What is your Returns Policy?
Although we have a very high level of customer satisfaction and retention, we also recognise that in rare cases, refunds may be requested. We want you to love your purchase, so if you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order. Please email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk
How do I contact you?
If you have any other questions or have questions about problems which are NOT listed on this page, please get in touch via email at support@lionlegion.co.uk
Christmas and Other Anniversary Deliveries
We do our utmost to get orders printed in good time, dried, quality checked and then out the door to you. During the run-up to Christmas we put double-shifts on the printing machines and in the warehouse to make sure we keep up with the high volume of orders. But we don't have direct control over Royal Mail or the couriers and cannot, therefore, guarantee that orders will be received in time for Christmas, Birthdays or other anniversaries or special dates and will not issue refunds on that basis unfortunately. So please make sure that you order in good time.
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PhilippinesI'm very pleased with the product
Very good quality and services I'm very pleased with the product
PhilippinesRECOMMENDED SHOP!
Excellent good prompt ordering and delivery, item true to size, seems good quality, for a birthday gift. Would shop bc with these again s as nd recommend.
PhilippinesGreat fit and excellent quality proud to wear it.
Great fit and excellent quality proud to wear it.
PhilippinesExcellent fit
Excellent fit, good quality material and well worth getting.
PhilippinesGood quality good price
Ordered my usual XXL and comparing to my normal shirts it’s a we bit big but quality is ok and design stands out.