Woke Definition T Shirt
Woke Definition T Shirt
Woke Definition T Shirt
Woke Definition T Shirt
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Description
Description
Woke Definition T Shirt, Not A Prick
Somebody had to put it in writing, and the dictionary was taking too long. Definition one is the official version, definition two is the one that actually matters.
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These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
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- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Woke Definition T Shirt That Settles The Argument
Wear the dictionary entry and let it do the arguing for you. The clean black-and-white definition layout is printed in high-definition DTG, so the small print stays crisp enough to read across a pub table. Anyone who squints at it long enough to reach definition two has already lost.
The Thinking Behind The Woke Dictionary Definition
The word gets thrown around as an insult, so the shirt calmly hands back the actual meaning with one small addition. Definition one plays it straight, definition two finishes the job in three words. It belongs with the rest of our funny rude t-shirts, where a well-placed swear does more work than a whole paragraph.
Woke Definition T Shirt That Gets It Right
A deadpan joke needs a shirt that takes itself seriously. At 180gsm this is proper heavyweight cotton with a long length and generous fit, so the definition hangs straight instead of warping into nonsense by the third wash. Over 16,000 verified reviews say the quality lands as reliably as the punchline.
Woke Definition T Shirt FAQ
What material is the Woke Definition t-shirt made from and how is it printed?
The Woke Definition t-shirt is heavyweight 180gsm cotton, printed with high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) printing so the fine dictionary text stays sharp and fade-resistant. Wash it inside out on a cool cycle and the small print will stay readable for years.
How does this t-shirt fit and what size should I order?
Sizing on this t-shirt runs true for most customers, with a long length and a generous cut that suits any build. Check the size chart before ordering. If you sit between sizes, most buyers stick with their usual size rather than going up.
When will my Woke Definition order ship and can it be personalised?
Each Woke Definition shirt is printed to order, which usually takes 2 to 3 working days, then it ships within 1 to 3 days from a print facility close to you. The design is printed exactly as shown and cannot be personalised.
Who is the Woke Definition design best suited to?
The Woke Definition design suits anyone who has been called woke as a put-down and quietly enjoyed it. It works for protests, pub quizzes, and family gatherings where a certain uncle holds court, and it makes a spot-on gift for the kindest stirrer you know.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
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Contact
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Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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