My Sex Life T Shirt

£22.49

My Sex Life T Shirt

£22.49
5 reviews
Imagine this: you’re cruising down the motorway, wind in your hair, the...
Imagine this: you’re cruising down the motorway, wind in your hair, the engine purring beneath you. That’s the fantasy we all have about our sex lives—fast, thrilling, and oh-so-exciting. But then reality hits. For many of us, instead of a sleek red sports car in the drive, we’re more likely to find a reliable but boring family motor. This funny t-shirt slogan captures the essence of modern dating and relationships perfectly. It pokes fun at the disparity between our expectations and reality. Just like a Ferrari symbolizes luxury and speed, our fantasies about sex often reflect a desire for passion and adventure. But in truth, many of us are just trying to navigate the everyday challenges of life, work, and relationships. Wearing this t-shirt is not just about humor; it's a bold statement that resonates with anyone who has ever felt the gap between their dreams and their reality. It’s a light-hearted way to acknowledge that while we might fantasize about wild escapades and steamy encounters, the truth can often be much more mundane. The beauty of this slogan lies in its relatability. It reminds us that we’re not alone in our experiences; many people feel the same way. It transforms a potentially awkward or sensitive topic into something we can all laugh about together. Moreover, this t-shirt is ideal for casual outings with friends, parties, or even just lounging around at home. It serves as a great conversation starter, allowing wearers to share their own humorous stories and experiences. Whether you're at a coffee shop, a bar, or a backyard barbecue, this shirt is bound to elicit smiles and chuckles from those around you. The playful nature of the slogan invites camaraderie among friends who can relate to the ups and downs of dating. It’s a reminder that while we might not all have Ferraris in our love lives, we can still appreciate the humor in our situations. Life is full of twists and turns, and sometimes all we need is a good laugh to lighten the mood. Wearing this t-shirt also signifies a level of self-awareness and confidence. It shows that you’re comfortable with who you are and where you stand in life’s journey—whether that means being single, dating, or in a long-term relationship.
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My Sex Life Is Like A Ferrari, I Don't Have A Ferrari

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)

With over 14,000 reviews (all verified), our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide a first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence. 

These are not the same as the thin, cheap, tea cloth rubbish you can buy elsewhere. This is a high-quality shirt that feels great, will go the distance, and you will feel the superior quality the moment you touch it.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)

  • 100%, best-quality, strong cotton - lasts a long time.
  • Check the sizing chart - previous customers say sizing is very accurate.
  • Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
  • High Definition Digital Sublimation Print - crisp and fade-resistant.
  • Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
  • Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
  • Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
  • Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' syndrome.

Created and Printed in the UK 🇬🇧

Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.

Estimated postage and packing for 1 shirt in UK just £3.95

Our previous buyers tell us we supply great quality products and provide a first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.

Delivery & Returns

We provide free shipping on all orders over £49.

Provided shipping is to an address in the UK, we will cover the cost of postage and packing when you order more than £49 of our awesome products (please note there is not enough meat on the bone to give you free shipping AND a discount at the same time).

How long does it take to receive my order?

All of our items are proudly custom made and printed on-demand in the UK. Orders typically take only 3 business days for us to get them printed, dried, quality control checked, and then packed. You can then select 24 or 48 Hrs Royal Mail at the checkout for deliveries to the UK.

How long does delivery take to countries outside the UK?

To see delivery times outside the UK, please look at the Shipping Rates page for details. Typically, it takes 5-10 working days after leaving our facility, with possible further-in-country delays, depending on your local COVID-19 restrictions.

How can I track my order?

We will email you a tracking number as soon as your order is about to leave our Facility.

What is your Returns Policy?

Although we have a very high level of customer satisfaction and retention, we also recognise that in rare cases, refunds may be requested. We want you to love your purchase, so if you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order. Please email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk

How do I contact you?

If you have any other questions or have questions about problems which are NOT listed on this page, please get in touch via email at support@lionlegion.co.uk

Christmas and Other Anniversary Deliveries

We do our utmost to get orders printed in good time, dried, quality checked and then out the door to you. During the run-up to Christmas we put double-shifts on the printing machines and in the warehouse to make sure we keep up with the high volume of orders. But we don't have direct control over Royal Mail or the couriers and cannot, therefore, guarantee that orders will be received in time for Christmas, Birthdays or other anniversaries or special dates and will not issue refunds on that basis unfortunately. So please make sure that you order in good time.

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My Sex Life Is Like A Ferrari, I Don't Have A Ferrari

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)

With over 14,000 reviews (all verified), our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide a first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence. 

These are not the same as the thin, cheap, tea cloth rubbish you can buy elsewhere. This is a high-quality shirt that feels great, will go the distance, and you will feel the superior quality the moment you touch it.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)

  • 100%, best-quality, strong cotton - lasts a long time.
  • Check the sizing chart - previous customers say sizing is very accurate.
  • Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
  • High Definition Digital Sublimation Print - crisp and fade-resistant.
  • Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
  • Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
  • Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
  • Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' syndrome.

Created and Printed in the UK 🇬🇧

Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.

Estimated postage and packing for 1 shirt in UK just £3.95

Our previous buyers tell us we supply great quality products and provide a first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.

Delivery & Returns

We provide free shipping on all orders over £49.

Provided shipping is to an address in the UK, we will cover the cost of postage and packing when you order more than £49 of our awesome products (please note there is not enough meat on the bone to give you free shipping AND a discount at the same time).

How long does it take to receive my order?

All of our items are proudly custom made and printed on-demand in the UK. Orders typically take only 3 business days for us to get them printed, dried, quality control checked, and then packed. You can then select 24 or 48 Hrs Royal Mail at the checkout for deliveries to the UK.

How long does delivery take to countries outside the UK?

To see delivery times outside the UK, please look at the Shipping Rates page for details. Typically, it takes 5-10 working days after leaving our facility, with possible further-in-country delays, depending on your local COVID-19 restrictions.

How can I track my order?

We will email you a tracking number as soon as your order is about to leave our Facility.

What is your Returns Policy?

Although we have a very high level of customer satisfaction and retention, we also recognise that in rare cases, refunds may be requested. We want you to love your purchase, so if you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order. Please email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk

How do I contact you?

If you have any other questions or have questions about problems which are NOT listed on this page, please get in touch via email at support@lionlegion.co.uk

Christmas and Other Anniversary Deliveries

We do our utmost to get orders printed in good time, dried, quality checked and then out the door to you. During the run-up to Christmas we put double-shifts on the printing machines and in the warehouse to make sure we keep up with the high volume of orders. But we don't have direct control over Royal Mail or the couriers and cannot, therefore, guarantee that orders will be received in time for Christmas, Birthdays or other anniversaries or special dates and will not issue refunds on that basis unfortunately. So please make sure that you order in good time.

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AK
07/09/2024
Albert K.
Philippines Philippines

Great looking T-Shirt.

Great looking T-Shirt. Good quality print.

JR
07/09/2024
James R.
Philippines Philippines

Best shirt

The tee shirt is very good fit perfect arrive on time so quick Yes really good thanks

DK
07/09/2024
Don K.
Philippines Philippines

Great design

Very chuffed at the T Shirt my fault I ordered a size to big . Good T shirt came on time looks good dies what it says on the packet.

MS
07/09/2024
Mr. S
Philippines Philippines

Fantastic design

Can't wait to take this into work

MA
07/09/2024
Michael A.
Philippines Philippines

Epic shirt

Epic bit of kit. Arrived quick and it’s very good quality