Grumpy Old Bootneck, Give Cheesy, Hammy, Eggy Unisex T Shirt


Grumpy Old Bootneck, Give Cheesy, Hammy, Eggy Unisex T Shirt

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Grumpy Old Bootneck, Supply With Rum And Cheesy, Hammy, Eggy

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Hoofing shirt - Been looking for something like this for a long time (Doug T)

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Came in just a few days and the quality is spot on (Mike S.)

Who in the Corps has never eaten a 'Cheesy Hammy Eggy'? I confess to having consumed way too many, both in and out of the Services. They became so popular in our house at one point that the ingredients were default on the weekly shopping list and anyone who used the last of the cheese was in the poop!

This is probably one of the few designs we have that the other Services will not understand.

  • 100%, best-quality, strong cotton - lasts a long time.
  • Check the sizing chart - previous customers say sizing is very accurate.
  • Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
  • High Definition Digital Sublimation Print - crisp and fade-resistant.
  • Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
  • Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
  • Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
  • Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' syndrome.
  • Patriotic logo printed on right upper arm

Printed and Shipped From The UK 🇬🇧

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Delivery & Returns

We provide free shipping on all orders over £49.

Provided shipping is to an address in the UK, we will cover the cost of postage and packing when you order more than £49 of our awesome products (please note there is not enough meat on the bone to give you free shipping AND a discount at the same time).

How long does it take to receive my order?

All of our items are proudly custom made and printed on-demand in the UK. Orders typically take only 3 business days for us to get them printed, dried, quality control checked, and then packed. You can then select 24 or 48 Hrs Royal Mail at the checkout for deliveries to the UK.

How long does delivery take to countries outside the UK?

To see delivery times outside the UK, please look at the Shipping Rates page for details. Typically, it takes 5-10 working days after leaving our facility, with possible further-in-country delays, depending on your local COVID-19 restrictions.

How can I track my order?

We will email you a tracking number as soon as your order is about to leave our Facility.

How can I track my order?

We will email you a tracking number as soon as your order is about to leave our Facility.

What is your Returns Policy?

Although we have a very high level of customer satisfaction and retention, we also recognise that in rare cases, refunds may be requested. We want you to love your purchase, so if you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order. Please email us at

How do I contact you?

If you have any other questions or have questions about problems which are NOT listed on this page, please get in touch via email at

Christmas and Other Anniversary Deliveries

We do our utmost to get orders printed in good time, dried, quality checked and then out the door to you. During the run-up to Christmas we put double-shifts on the printing machines and in the warehouse to make sure we keep up with the high volume of orders. But we don't have direct control over Royal Mail or the couriers and cannot, therefore, guarantee that orders will be received in time for Christmas, Birthdays or other anniversaries or special dates and will not issue refunds on that basis unfortunately. So please make sure that you order in good time.

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Gordon W.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
T shirts

Have had three t shirts the quality is very good and all washed up Very well. Would not hesitate in buying from lion legion again. Highly recommended quality products

Ellen C.
United Kingdom United Kingdom

I brought my Hubby 2 T-Shirts grumpy old bootneck & cheese hammy egg T-Shirt he absolutely loved them being an Ex Royal Marine couldn’t have got him a better present

Mick M.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
Bootneck T shirt

Bought for a friend 42 commando his name is hammy so it’s perfect he loves it

francis m.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
Bootneck t shirt

Very good item i have bought another one early last month very happy with them

Jo L.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
Great company to deal with

Great service from initial order to delivery of goods. Good quality product and sizing spot on. Would purchase from Lion Legion again.