{"product_id":"whatever-works-t-shirt","title":"Whatever Works T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eWhatever Works T Shirt, Reason They Drink\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people spread joy and some people just spread the tab at the bar, and you have made your peace with doing both. Be the reason someone smiles, or the reason they reach for a large one, because either result counts as a job well done.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhatever Works Humour For The Realist Who Helps Either Way\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line lands because it tells the truth most people only think. You aim to lift someone's day, and if that fails, you settle for being the story they retell over a stiff drink later. It suits the friend who cheers people up and winds them up in equal measure, often within the same conversation. The joke works on anyone who has ever been called a good influence and a bad one in the same breath. Printed with sharp, fade-resistant DTG detail, the punchline stays crisp wash after wash, which matters when the whole point is that people can read it clearly from across the room. Pair it with our range of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-t-shirts\"\u003efunny slogan t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e if you know more than one person who fits this exact brief. It reads as cheeky rather than mean, which is why it works on the office joker as much as the pub regular. Wear it when you want people to smile first and question your methods second.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Being The Reason They Smile Or Drink\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo outcomes, one shirt, and total acceptance of both. The slogan admits that good intentions do not always go to plan, and that sometimes the best you offer is a laugh at your own expense. It fits the person who never sets out to cause chaos but somehow ends up in the middle of it anyway. There is a shrug built into the words, a sense of doing your best and letting the results speak for themselves. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, the shirt itself gives you nothing to shrug about, arriving exactly as promised and holding up far better than the cheap tat that fades after a month. The humour is dry, the delivery is deadpan, and the wearer knows precisely which of the two reasons they usually turn out to be. It works because it never pretends to be nicer than it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhatever Works That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA slogan like this only lands if the print is bold and the shirt feels worth wearing, and both boxes are ticked here. Made from proper 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it has the weight and structure to carry a punchline without looking like a throwaway freebie. The generous, long-length fit means the words sit well whether you are propping up the bar or handing out compliments across the room. It becomes the reliable pick for nights out, group gatherings, and any occasion where someone is bound to either beam or bury their head in their hands. The tone stays playful rather than cutting, so it earns laughs without earning grudges. Choose the colour that suits your mood, from a clean Black to a rich Military Green, and let the shirt do the talking while you decide which reason you feel like being today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhatever Works FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this t-shirt made from and how is the slogan printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Whatever Works t-shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and the slogan is applied using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. This produces a sharp, fade-resistant finish that survives repeated washing, so the punchline stays clear and readable long after the first wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing fit compared to standard t-shirts?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing runs true to standard for most customers, with a long length and a generous cut for comfort. Check the size chart before ordering, and if you are between sizes or prefer a roomier drape, sizing up gives the slogan a relaxed, easy-going look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen will my order ship and can this design be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders are made to order with 1 to 2 production days, followed by a shipping window of 1 to 3 days. This particular Whatever Works design is not personalised, as the humour works best exactly as written, so it ships as shown with no changes needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is the Whatever Works slogan actually for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Whatever Works slogan suits the friend who tries to brighten your day and cheerfully accepts being the reason you need a drink instead. It is ideal for the group joker, the cheeky colleague, or anyone whose good intentions and mischief arrive as a package deal.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lion Legion","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":58452859224451,"sku":"2916434_11546","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":58452859257219,"sku":"2916434_11547","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":58452859289987,"sku":"2916434_11548","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":58452859322755,"sku":"2916434_11549","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":58452859355523,"sku":"2916434_11550","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":58452859388291,"sku":"2916434_12644","price":23.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":58452859421059,"sku":"2916434_12645","price":24.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":58452859453827,"sku":"2916434_12646","price":25.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":58452859486595,"sku":"2916434_11561","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":58452859519363,"sku":"2916434_11562","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":58452859552131,"sku":"2916434_11563","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":58452859584899,"sku":"2916434_11564","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":58452859617667,"sku":"2916434_11565","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":58452859650435,"sku":"2916434_12653","price":23.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":58452859683203,"sku":"2916434_12668","price":24.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":58452859715971,"sku":"2916434_12669","price":25.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":58452859748739,"sku":"2916434_11566","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":58452859781507,"sku":"2916434_11567","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":58452859814275,"sku":"2916434_11568","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":58452859847043,"sku":"2916434_11569","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":58452859879811,"sku":"2916434_11570","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":58452859912579,"sku":"2916434_16250","price":23.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":58452859945347,"sku":"2916434_16251","price":24.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 5XL","offer_id":58452859978115,"sku":"2916434_16252","price":25.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":58452860010883,"sku":"2916434_15831","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":58452860043651,"sku":"2916434_15832","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":58452860076419,"sku":"2916434_15833","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":58452860109187,"sku":"2916434_15834","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":58452860141955,"sku":"2916434_15835","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":58452860174723,"sku":"2916434_15836","price":23.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":58452860207491,"sku":"2916434_15867","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":58452860240259,"sku":"2916434_15868","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":58452860273027,"sku":"2916434_15869","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":58452860305795,"sku":"2916434_15870","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":58452860338563,"sku":"2916434_15871","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":58452860371331,"sku":"2916434_15872","price":23.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":58452860404099,"sku":"2916434_16253","price":24.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":58452860436867,"sku":"2916434_16254","price":25.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0268\/4089\/1438\/files\/Black_44c7bf79-5d1c-4e76-87a7-70a9e7fbecb0.png?v=1784005120","url":"https:\/\/lionlegion.co.uk\/products\/whatever-works-t-shirt","provider":"Lion Legion","version":"1.0","type":"link"}