{"product_id":"unless-im-sitting-on-you-t-shirt","title":"My Weight T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eMy Weight T Shirt, Unless I'm Sitting On You\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people cannot help commenting on what the scales say, as if it were a group project. Fair warning: the only time your weight becomes their business is the moment they end up underneath it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOver 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMy Weight T Shirt For Settling The Debate Fast\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt for the person who is tired of unsolicited opinions arriving with the pudding. The line does the arguing so you can carry on eating in peace, and it lands hardest on anyone who thinks a number on the scales is a conversation starter. Wear it to the family buffet, the works do, or any table where someone always has a comment. It reads as a joke and a boundary at the same time, which is exactly the sweet spot. Printed with a hard-wearing direct-to-garment method so the punchline stays sharp wash after wash, long after the nosy relative has gone quiet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Sitting On You Line\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe gag works because it turns a rude question back on the person asking it, with a threat that is technically very reasonable. Nobody argues with the logic once the mental image lands. It suits the deadpan sort who would rather say one flat sentence than start a row, the sort who lets the shirt do the talking across a crowded room. Made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it has the heft to match the attitude, none of that see-through market-stall nonsense. If cheeky, blunt humour is your language, browse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lionlegion.co.uk\/collections\/funny-t-shirts\"\u003efunny slogan t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e for more of the same energy. This one just happens to be the bluntest of the lot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMy Weight T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlenty of body-comment shirts go bitter or preachy. This one stays funny, which is why it actually gets worn instead of hidden in a drawer. The comeback is confident without being nasty, the kind of thing you can wear to a party and still get a laugh from the very person it is aimed at. Backed by more than 16,400 verified reviews on our shirts, the quality holds up to being a repeat favourite rather than a one-night gimmick. It is the shirt you reach for when you want to shut down a topic and enjoy your day, in that order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMy Weight T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material is the My Weight T Shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe My Weight T Shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using a high-definition direct-to-garment method. The DTG process keeps the bold slogan crisp and fade-resistant, and the heavier fabric means it holds its shape through repeated washing far better than thin budget tees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing run on this t-shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing on this t-shirt runs true to standard for most customers, with a long length and generous cut. 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