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Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThis Is Bob T Shirt, the Knock Knock Joke That Answers Itself\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe punchline is built directly into the design, so nothing needs to be set up before someone reads it. The shirt starts with \"This Is Bob,\" works through the logic of arms and knocking, and lands on the answer before anyone has to ask. It is one of those jokes that holds every single time you read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind \"It Isn't Bob\"\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke is structured like a standard knock knock setup, then quietly removes the possibility of a straight answer. Bob has no arms, which means he cannot knock, which means he cannot be at the door, which means \"who's there?\" was never going to be Bob. 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