{"product_id":"taxidermists-funny-t-shirt","title":"Taxidermists T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eTaxidermists T Shirt, Do Not Play Dead\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour brain read the warning and immediately pictured the worst possible scenario, which is exactly the point. If lying still is your default panic move, this shirt is here to save your life with one absurd piece of advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eTaxidermists T Shirt For Fans Of Daft Survival Tips\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost survival advice tells you to play dead. This one flips it, because the one crowd you must never fool with a fake corpse is the people who stuff them for a living. It is a gloriously stupid bit of logic that lands the second anyone reads it twice, worn by the friend whose humour lives three steps sideways from everyone else. It suits pub quiz teams, dark-comedy types, and anyone who collects oddball facts. Printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it wears as well as it reads. Slot it in with our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-t-shirts\"\u003efunny t shirt collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more shirts that reward a second look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Do Not Play Dead Warning\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe whole gag hinges on a single grim job. Playing dead works on a bear because a bear loses interest. It fails spectacularly on a taxidermist, who sees a fresh project and reaches for the tools. That leap from harmless survival tip to macabre punchline is what makes strangers snort in the street. It reads best on people who enjoy watching a joke click a beat late across someone's face. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, it is a small daft masterpiece you can wear to the shops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eTaxidermists T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA joke this specific needs a print that stays crisp, and the high-definition DTG process keeps every word sharp through wash after wash. There is nothing worse than a clever line fading into mush, so this one is built to keep delivering. It makes a brilliant gift for the mate with the driest sense of humour and a shelf of weird trivia books. It works as a self-buy too, for the days you fancy watching people reread your chest and slowly grin. 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