{"product_id":"talking-dumbass-t-shirt","title":"Talking Dumbass T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDumbass T Shirt, Talking English And You're Listening In Dumbass\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou have finally worked out why the conversation keeps going nowhere. The problem was never the message, it was the receiver.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDumbass T Shirt For The Fed-Up Realist\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt for the person who has spent one too many conversations explaining something simple to someone determined not to get it. It shifts the blame with a straight face, pinning the breakdown squarely on the listener rather than the message. He is the plain-speaking sort who has run out of tactful ways to say what he means. It is blunt, it is smug in the best way, and it says exactly what he is thinking. It sits comfortably with the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/grumpy-t-shirts\"\u003egrumpy t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e for people who have lost patience with wilful nonsense. Printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton so it lasts longer than the average pointless argument.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Listening In Dumbass Line\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke works by flipping a familiar frustration on its head. Instead of admitting he explained it badly, the wearer decides the fault lies entirely with the other person's reception, which is a wonderfully petty bit of logic. It gives voice to the exasperation of anyone who has repeated themselves three times and still got a blank stare. That refusal to take the blame is what makes people snort. With more than 16,000 verified reviews behind us, it is a hit with the bluntly honest crowd who say the quiet part loudly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDumbass T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn insult this direct needs to read clearly and confidently, so the wording is laid out bold and unmissable across the chest. It states its case without hedging, which is exactly how the wearer talks in real life. Printed using direct-to-garment technology, the lettering stays sharp and dark through countless washes, so the jab keeps landing. It suits the no-nonsense realist who would rather be blunt than misunderstood, and finds most excuses tiresome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDumbass T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material is the dumbass t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe dumbass t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and finished with a high-definition direct-to-garment print. 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