{"product_id":"stone-me-del-funny-t-shirt","title":"Stone Me Del T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eStone Me Del, Engaged More Times Than A Switchboard\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know the mate who is forever in love, forever proposing, and forever back on the market within a fortnight. This is the line you have wanted to say to their face for years.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStone Me Del T Shirt For The Classic Comedy Devotee\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe switchboard gag is pure exasperated affection, the sort of thing you would say to a hopeless romantic mate while shaking your head. It quotes one of the best-loved lines from Only Fools and Horses and lands instantly with anyone raised on Peckham's finest wheeler-dealers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt suits the person who can recite whole scenes from memory and drops a 'stone me' into everyday conversation without thinking. The direct-to-garment print keeps every word crisp and fade-resistant, so the punchline survives years of wash cycles intact. It fits perfectly among our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-british-tv-t-shirts\"\u003efunny British TV t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e for the die-hard sitcom fan who never misses a repeat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Switchboard Line\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke works on two levels. It is a beloved quote for the devoted fan, and a genuinely funny observation for anyone who knows a serial fiancé. The switchboard image, all those connections and disconnections, is the perfect dig at a person who treats engagements like a hobby.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt reads brilliantly at the pub, at a wedding of a repeat offender, or on a lazy Sunday of back-to-back reruns. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, it is the kind of shirt that gets pointed at across a room by someone shouting the next line back at you. The affection is real and the delivery is pure classic sitcom cheek.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eClassic Comedy Quotes That Get It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA lot of TV-quote shirts feel cheap and thrown together. This one respects the source and backs it with real quality, made from heavyweight 180gsm cotton that keeps its shape rather than sagging into a jumble-sale reject after a couple of washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt suits the sitcom superfan, the mate with a switchboard love life, and anyone who believes the golden age of British comedy still holds up. Wear it to a quiz night, a family do, or a rerun marathon on the sofa, and let the quote pull the fellow fans out of the woodwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStone Me Del T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material is this Stone Me Del t-shirt and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Stone Me Del t-shirt is made from heavyweight 180gsm cotton and printed with a high-definition direct-to-garment method. The DTG finish keeps the quote sharp and fade-resistant, and washing it inside out on a cool cycle helps the lettering stay crisp for years of reruns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing run on this Stone Me Del shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing on this Stone Me Del shirt runs true for most customers, with a long length and a generous fit that suits any physique. Check the size chart before ordering and hold it against a favourite t-shirt you already own to be confident of the right fit first time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow quickly does it ship and can the design be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders enter production within 1 to 2 days and generally ship inside a 1 to 3 day window once printed. The Stone Me Del design is sold exactly as shown and cannot be personalised, since the quote works best delivered word for word just as fans remember it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is this Stone Me Del switchboard design best for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Stone Me Del switchboard design is best for the devoted classic-sitcom fan and anyone who knows a serial fiancé. 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