{"product_id":"simon-xmas-present-t-shirt","title":"Simon Xmas Present T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSimon Xmas Present T Shirt, Solved In Seconds\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone knows a Simon, and everyone has watched him nearly pull it off. He solved the tricky one across in seconds, or very nearly.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOver 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSolved In Seconds\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Simon who fills in the tricky one across without breaking stride and then waits, patiently, for everyone else to catch up. The waiting is the hard part for him. Simon is the perpetual near-miss, always almost there, never quite the hero of the story, but forever trying, and the trying is entirely genuine. He is not a failure. He is the man who nearly pulled it off. This is the Simon printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and built to last, no near miss there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eUnbearably Bossy In The Game\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe clue casts a Simon who is unbearably bossy in the playground game, a knowing nod to a name with a certain reputation for calling the shots. Under it sits the real Simon, the one who nearly gets there every time and keeps on trying regardless. Anyone who has watched their Simon almost land the thing knows the shape of it. That eye for a real type is why Lion Legion has over 16,400 verified five-star reviews.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy This Simon T Shirt Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the Simon who nearly pulls it off every time and never stops trying, this is the shirt that celebrates the effort rather than mocking the miss. It makes a great birthday or Christmas gift, and works especially well as a group present where Simon is the one who nearly did the thing. The direct-to-garment print keeps the clue sharp and fade-resistant. Browse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/simon-t-shirts\"\u003efunny Simon t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e, then choose his colour above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSimon T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this Simon t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous so it keeps its shape instead of sagging at the neck after a month. The Simon crossword design is printed direct-to-garment for crisp, fade-resistant lettering that survives repeated washing. A weighty, lasting shirt that gets it right first time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size should I order in this Simon t shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrder your usual size, it fits true to size for most people. The body runs long and the chest is generous, which suits most builds. If Simon prefers a roomier fit or is between sizes, size up for comfort. Check the size chart before ordering so you land it first time, no near miss required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow quickly will this Simon t shirt arrive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduction takes 1 to 2 working days, then a 1 to 3 day shipping window, with express available at checkout. Every shirt is made to order so it reaches you fresh. The design is not personalised, it ships exactly as shown with the crossword clue printed as the finished artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is this Simon crossword t shirt best for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is made for the Simon who nearly pulls it off and always tries again, worn with cheerful, undented optimism. Perfect for the mate or brother whose honourable near-misses are a shared, affectionate joke. 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