{"product_id":"simon-t-shirt","title":"Simon T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSimon T Shirt, The Simon Who Has A View\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe nearly pulled it off. He very nearly pulled it off. And the trying, every single time, is completely genuine.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,400 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Simon Who Has A View\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Simon who has never been short of something to say, has always said it at exactly the right moment, and has the audience to prove it. Whether they asked for it or not. He is always almost there, never quite the centre of things, but perpetually giving it a proper go, which in its own way beats never having tried at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Nearly Pulling It Off\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNearly pulling it off is the whole spine of the joke. He is not a failure, he is the man who very nearly managed it, and the effort is always sincere. He is still trying, still nearly getting there, and that quiet persistence is more admirable than anyone gives him credit for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy This Simon T Shirt Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt lands for the friend group who have watched him nearly pull it off more than once and love him for it. A birthday or Christmas suits it, and it works beautifully as a group gift where everyone knows exactly which near-miss it refers to. Have a browse through our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/simon-t-shirts\"\u003efunny Simon t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and give it to the Simon who will, no doubt, nearly pull it off again shortly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSimon T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Simon T Shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Simon T Shirt is made from strong 180gsm heavyweight cotton and finished with a high-definition direct-to-garment print that stays sharp and resists fading wash after wash. The heavier fabric holds its shape far better than the thin shirts most sellers offer, which means this, at least, is a sure thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the Simon T Shirt fit and what size should I order?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Simon T Shirt has a long length and a generous fit that suits any physique, and sizing runs true for most customers. Check the size chart against a shirt you already own before ordering, and size down if you prefer a closer fit rather than the roomier cut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow long until my Simon T Shirt arrives and can it be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduction takes one to three working days before dispatch, with express delivery available at checkout and worldwide shipping as standard. This is a fixed design rather than a personalised one, though bulk order discounts are available by contacting us directly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is the Simon T Shirt actually for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one is for the Simon who very nearly pulls it off every time and keeps trying with total sincerity. 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