{"product_id":"simon-gift-idea-t-shirt","title":"Simon Gift Idea T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSimon Gift Idea T Shirt, The Simon Properly Identified\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe very nearly pulled it off, which honestly is more than most people manage. Someone has finally given that honourable, almost-there effort a proper scientific name.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,400 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Simon Properly Identified\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Simon who defies easy categorisation, has always defied easy categorisation, and has never once lost any sleep over it. He nearly pulled it off, which in its own way beats never trying, and a solemn Latin label is a fitting tribute to a man whose effort has always been entirely genuine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind He Nearly Pulled It Off\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSimon is the perpetual near-miss, never quite the centre of things but always honestly trying, and trying again shortly. Turning that admirable, almost-there persistence into a formal scientific classification lets the joke land as recognition rather than a dig.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy This Simon T Shirt Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your Simon is the one everyone knows nearly did the thing, this is the gift that salutes the attempt with real warmth. It works beautifully as a group present from a friend group on a birthday or at Christmas, and the rest sit with the other \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/simon-t-shirts\"\u003efunny Simon t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSimon T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this Simon t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Simon t shirt is made from strong 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using high-definition direct-to-garment printing for a sharp, fade-resistant finish. The heavier fabric holds its shape far better than the thin shirts most competitors offer, so the mock Latin design stays crisp wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing work on this t shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing on this t shirt runs true for most customers, so your usual size will fit as expected. It is cut to a long length with a generous fit that suits any physique, and we recommend checking the size chart against a t-shirt you already own before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow quickly is it dispatched and can it be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduction takes one to three working days before dispatch, and the shirt is printed in the UK and USA then shipped worldwide with express delivery available at checkout. 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