{"product_id":"simon-dad-t-shirt","title":"Simon Dad T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSimon Dad T Shirt, Still Here, Still Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know the one who lets everyone else finish talking, then quietly turns out to have known the answer all along. He never makes a thing of it, which is somehow the most Simon part.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOver 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eStill Here, Still Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Simon who was here before the trends arrived and will be here after they leave. Not because he is stubborn, though that is also true, but because some things simply do not go out of fashion. He is cleverer than he ever lets on, and he would sooner change the subject than take the credit. Ask him a hard question and he gives you the right answer in the fewest possible words, then looks faintly embarrassed that you noticed. He is not competing with anyone in the room. He worked out long ago that being right quietly beats being loud, and he has never seen a reason to revisit that. The people close to him know exactly how sharp he is. Everyone else gets to underestimate him, and he is perfectly happy to let them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eClever And Far Too Modest To Mention It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke here is warm, not pointed. Everyone has a Simon, the one who plays it down so thoroughly you almost forget he is the smartest person at the table until he casually solves the thing nobody else could. He will never tell you. He would rather you found out by accident. Buying this for your Simon says you have noticed both halves, the brains and the modesty, and you find the combination genuinely funny. He will read the shirt, do a small self-deprecating shrug, and quietly love it. That reaction is the whole point. Backed by over 16,400 verified reviews on the garment itself, the only thing left to test is how long he pretends he is not delighted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy This Simon T Shirt Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe moment before you add it to the basket is the moment you picture him unwrapping it. Birthday, Christmas, or the family get-together where he says three quiet things and one of them reframes the whole conversation. It works because it names something true about him without embarrassing him, and understatement is exactly his language. Printed on demand with a high-definition DTG process, the design stays crisp and clear wash after wash, so it lasts as well as his reputation for being right. For a couple more angles on the same understated man, browse the full range of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/simon-t-shirts\"\u003efunny Simon t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and pick the one that fits your Simon best. He will insist you should not have. He will wear it constantly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSimon T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Simon Dad T Shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous so it keeps its shape rather than going baggy at the neck. The design is applied with a high-definition direct-to-garment print, which keeps the lettering sharp and fade-resistant through repeated washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the Simon Dad T Shirt fit and what size should I order?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt fits true to standard sizing for most customers, with a slightly longer body than a basic tee. If he sits between two sizes or prefers a roomier feel, size up. Check the size chart against a shirt he already owns and likes before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow long does the Simon Dad T Shirt take to arrive and can it be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduction takes 1 to 2 working days, then a 1 to 3 day shipping window, with express available at checkout. The design is fixed as shown and cannot be personalised, so no name swaps or wording changes, but it ships worldwide from local print sites.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is the Simon Dad T Shirt best suited to as a gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt suits the Simon who is quietly the sharpest person in the room and would never dream of saying so. Ideal from a partner, mate, or one of his kids who has watched him play it down for years. 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