{"product_id":"short-term-memory-veteran-t-shirt","title":"Short Term Memory T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eShort Term Memory T Shirt, Imagine The Damage Alcohol Can Do\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people can tell you every detail of a night out except the parts that actually happened. For the one who treats a patchy memory as a feature of a good evening, not a fault.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eShort Term Memory T Shirt For The Cheerful Reveller\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one is aimed at the seasoned drinker with a wink in their eye, the type who leans on a foggy memory as a handy get-out clause. It carries a distinctly Forces flavour, the sort of self-deprecating humour that thrives in the mess and the pub afterwards. It wears its punchline with a grin rather than an apology. As a veteran-owned brand we know this particular brand of gallows humour well, which is why it slots neatly into our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lionlegion.co.uk\/collections\/veteran-t-shirts\"\u003eveteran t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e range for the crowd who laugh loudest at their own expense. On a proper 180gsm cotton, it holds up better than the memory it jokes about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Short Term Memory\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke plays on the classic trade-off between a good night and a clear recollection of it. The wearer is fully in on the gag, happy to admit that the gaps are part of the fun. It resonates most with old comrades who have swapped a few too many stories over a few too many drinks and blamed the memory ever since. That is why it makes such a solid gift for a mate with a legendary reputation at the bar. With more than 16,000 verified reviews behind us, it is the sort of shirt that gets worn to the reunion or the local specifically to earn a knowing laugh from everyone who was there, or thinks they were.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eShort Term Memory T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA shirt for the pub needs to survive the pub. Cheap tees that fade and sag do not suit a design meant to be worn again and again. This one uses a high-definition direct-to-garment print so the wording stays sharp through every wash rather than cracking after a couple of nights out. The long, generous fit sits comfortably on any build and holds up whether it is worn to a reunion, a quiet pint, or a big night that nobody will fully remember. It keeps its shape and its punchline intact for the long run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eShort Term Memory T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Short Term Memory T Shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Short Term Memory T Shirt is made from strong 180gsm heavyweight cotton and finished with a high-definition direct-to-garment print. The heavier fabric holds its shape through repeated washing, and the DTG method keeps the wording crisp rather than faded or cracked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the Short Term Memory T Shirt fit compared to standard sizing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Short Term Memory T Shirt has a long length and a generous fit, so it runs true to size for most people. Check the size chart before ordering, and if you prefer a roomier feel the generous cut means your usual size will normally be spot on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow quickly does the Short Term Memory T Shirt ship and can it be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Short Term Memory T Shirt takes 1 to 2 production days and then ships within a 1 to 3 day window. 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