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Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSelective Hearing T Shirt For Professional Ignorers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for the person who hears the kettle click from three rooms away but somehow misses every request to do something, this design states the policy upfront. The chest does the talking so the ears can stay off duty. Printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it carries the announcement with the same stubbornness as its wearer, alongside the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/grumpy-t-shirts\"\u003egrumpy t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind You Were Not Selected\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe joke lands because it reframes ignoring people as a formal admissions process, complete with a rejection letter. Anyone who has ever nodded along while taking in absolutely nothing will recognise themselves immediately. With over 16,000 verified reviews behind it, the shirt is far more responsive than the person inside it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSelective Hearing T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe line only works if the rejected party can read it clearly, so the text is printed using high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) printing that stays sharp and fade resistant. People will read it, laugh, and then realise it applies to them. That moment is the entire point.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSelective Hearing T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Selective Hearing t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Selective Hearing t shirt is made from heavyweight 180gsm cotton and printed with high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. The slogan stays crisp and fade resistant through repeated washing, and the tear-out label means no scratchy neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the Selective Hearing t shirt fit compared to standard sizing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Selective Hearing t shirt runs true to size for most customers, with a long length and generous fit across the range. Check the size chart against a tee you already own, as sizes run from S up to 5XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen will my Selective Hearing t shirt ship and can it be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour Selective Hearing t shirt is printed to order in 1 to 2 production days, then shipping takes 1 to 3 days. 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