{"product_id":"royal-navy-wren-cheesy-hammy-eggy-t-shirt","title":"Royal Navy Wren T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eRoyal Navy T Shirt, Grumpy Old Wren Cheesy Hammy Eggy\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Wren knows the smell of a Cheesy Hammy Eggy before the galley has even finished plating it. Order yours grumpy, with rum, and tell the queue exactly where they stand.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRoyal Navy T Shirt Built For The Grumpy Old Wren\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome service jokes never make it past the gate, and the Cheesy Hammy Eggy is one of them. Worn by the woman who clocked up more of them than she will ever admit, both on the mess deck and long after handing back her ID card. The line about supplying with rum lands instantly for anyone who served, and sails clean over the head of every pongo and crab who tries to work it out. As a veteran-owned shop, we know exactly which buttons this design presses, and we have printed it with the same 180gsm heavyweight cotton we put behind every shirt. Pair it with the rest of the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/royal-navy-t-shirts\"\u003eRoyal Navy t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and let the rest of the Services keep guessing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Grumpy Old Wren Fry-Up\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe grumpy angle is the whole point. This is not a soft nostalgia piece, it is the Wren who has run out of patience, run out of cheese, and wants the galley to know about both. The humour works because the wearer fills in the gaps, the early starts, the watches, the running joke about who finished the last of the cheese. Printed with crisp DTG detail so the lettering stays sharp through wash after wash, it reads as an inside badge rather than a gift-shop slogan. It suits the buyer who wants other former Wrens to grin and everyone else to ask what on earth it means.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRoyal Navy T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA design this specific only works if the shirt under it is honest, and this one is. Backed by over 16,000 verified reviews, it lands as a proper heavyweight rather than the flimsy fry-up jokes printed on tea-towel cotton elsewhere. The long, generous cut sits well whether it is going to a reunion, a dit-spinning session down the local, or a quiet Sunday with a brew. It carries the grumpy edge without tipping into nasty, which is exactly the tone a former Wren wants on her chest. Order it knowing the joke and the garment both hold up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGrumpy Old Wren Cheesy Hammy Eggy FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this Cheesy Hammy Eggy t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Cheesy Hammy Eggy t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. The heavier cotton holds the print crisp and resists fading, so the grumpy galley humour stays sharp through repeated washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing fit on this Royal Navy shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing runs true to standard for most customers, with a long length and a generous cut. Check the size chart before ordering, and if you like a roomier fit over a mess-deck waistline, the generous cut gives you the comfort without sizing up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow fast does it ship and can the design be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders are produced in 1 to 2 days and ship within a 1 to 3 day window. This Cheesy Hammy Eggy design is not personalised, it is printed exactly as shown so the in-service joke reads the way every former Wren expects.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is this grumpy Wren design actually for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is for former and serving members of the WRNS and Royal Navy who lived the Cheesy Hammy Eggy galley ritual. 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