{"product_id":"roses-are-red-veteran-t-shirt","title":"Roses Are Red T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eRoses Are Red T Shirt, I Suck At Poetry\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people can spin a beautiful verse and some people give up halfway through and just say what they are thinking. The wearer of this one falls firmly in the second camp, trading romance for a cheeky punchline that lands before the second line is even finished.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRoses Are Red T Shirt For The Hopeless Romantic Who Gave Up\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe gag hinges on the honest confession in the middle, admitting the poetry is going nowhere before swerving into a cheeky punchline instead. It suits the wearer who would rather get a laugh than fumble something sincere, the one who says the quiet part out loud and owns it completely. As a veteran-owned brand we appreciate that blunt, unbothered humour, the sort that skips the flowery bit and cuts to the chase. Printed with a hard-wearing DTG finish, the wording stays crisp through every wash, so the cheek reads just as sharp on its fiftieth outing as its first. Take a look at our wider \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/valentine-t-shirts\"\u003eValentine t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e for more of the same nerve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Failing At Poetry On Purpose\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone knows how the little rhyme is meant to end, which is exactly why abandoning it partway through gets the laugh. The familiar opening builds the expectation of something sweet, then the wearer cheerfully throws in the towel and swaps sentiment for a bit of daft brass. The humour is playful rather than mean, poking fun at the wearer's own hopeless romantic streak instead of anyone else. Built on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it has the substance to carry that cheek rather than feeling like a flimsy joke tee. It gets bought by couples who prefer banter to bouquets, by mates with a shared cheeky streak, and by anyone who reckons a real laugh beats a bad poem every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRoses Are Red T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA one-liner this cheeky only works if the shirt gets worn out loud and often, which comes down to how well it holds up. Backed by over 16,000 verified reviews, the make here is built for the wearer who will happily live in it and let the punchline do the talking. The fit is long and generous so it sits well on any build, which matters when the whole point is to be seen and read across a room. It reads as a proper bit of kit for someone who owns their cheek rather than a throwaway novelty, which is why it keeps landing with the banter crowd.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRoses Are Red T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this roses are red t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe roses are red t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and finished with a direct-to-garment print. The heavier cotton gives it real presence, and the DTG process keeps the wording sharp and fade-resistant through repeated washing, so the punchline stays legible long after cheaper printed tees have gone soft and faded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing run on this t shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing runs true to standard for most customers, so your usual size is the safe pick. The cut is long with a generous fit, giving comfortable room without sizing up. Check the measurements on the size chart against a shirt you already own before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow quickly does it ship and can the design be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders move to print within one to two production days and typically ship inside a one to three day window after that. The roses are red design is not personalised, it goes out exactly as shown, which keeps the cheeky punchline clean and lands better than an added name would.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is this roses are red t shirt actually for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt suits the wearer who would rather crack a joke than attempt something soppy and owns that fully. As a veteran-owned brand we see it bought most by couples who trade banter over flowers and by mates with a shared cheeky streak, making it a reliable pick when the laugh matters more than the romance.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lion Legion","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":39701503868974,"sku":"GD05-BLK-S","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":39701503901742,"sku":"GD05-BLK-M","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":39701503934510,"sku":"GD05-BLK-L","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ X-Large","offer_id":39701503967278,"sku":"GD05-BLK-XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":39701504000046,"sku":"GD05-BLK-2XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":39701504032814,"sku":"GD05-BLK-3XL","price":23.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4X-Large","offer_id":39701504065582,"sku":"GD05-BLK-4XL","price":24.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5X-Large","offer_id":39701504098350,"sku":"GD05-BLK-5XL","price":25.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ Small","offer_id":39701504131118,"sku":"GD05-NAV-S","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ Medium","offer_id":39701504163886,"sku":"GD05-NAV-M","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ Large","offer_id":39701504196654,"sku":"GD05-NAV-L","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ X-Large","offer_id":39701504229422,"sku":"GD05-NAV-XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":39701504262190,"sku":"GD05-NAV-2XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":39701504294958,"sku":"GD05-NAV-3XL","price":23.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4X-Large","offer_id":39701504327726,"sku":"GD05-NAV-4XL","price":24.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5X-Large","offer_id":39701504360494,"sku":"GD05-NAV-5XL","price":25.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ Small","offer_id":39701504393262,"sku":"GD05-MGR-S","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ Medium","offer_id":39701504426030,"sku":"GD05-MGR-M","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ Large","offer_id":39701504458798,"sku":"GD05-MGR-L","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ X-Large","offer_id":39701504491566,"sku":"GD05-MGR-XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":39701504524334,"sku":"GD05-MGR-2XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":39701504557102,"sku":"GD05-MGR-3XL","price":23.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ Small","offer_id":39701504589870,"sku":"GD05-RED-S","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ Medium","offer_id":39701504622638,"sku":"GD05-RED-M","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ Large","offer_id":39701504655406,"sku":"GD05-RED-L","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ X-Large","offer_id":39701504688174,"sku":"GD05-RED-XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":39701504720942,"sku":"GD05-RED-2XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":39701504753710,"sku":"GD05-RED-3XL","price":23.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4X-Large","offer_id":39701504786478,"sku":"GD05-RED-4XL","price":24.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 5X-Large","offer_id":39701504819246,"sku":"GD05-RED-5XL","price":25.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0268\/4089\/1438\/files\/roses-are-red-t-shirt-30856586919982.png?v=1710152725","url":"https:\/\/lionlegion.co.uk\/products\/roses-are-red-veteran-t-shirt","provider":"Lion Legion","version":"1.0","type":"link"}