{"product_id":"rock-paper-scissors-t-shirt","title":"Rock Paper Scissors T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eRock Paper Scissors T Shirt, Throat Punch, I Win\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou have played this game before and you already know how it ends. The classic three moves are for amateurs, and the wearer of this one has quietly added a fourth that settles the argument on the spot.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRock Paper Scissors T Shirt With A Fourth Option\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe whole joke rests on that surprise final move, the deadpan escalation from a harmless playground game to a decisive full stop. It suits the wearer with a blunt sense of humour who finds the polite version of everything faintly tedious. As a veteran-owned brand, we know that particular brand of dry, no-nonsense wit lands hardest with a forces crowd who have earned the right to it. Printed with a hard-wearing DTG finish, the punchline stays crisp and readable wash after wash, so the gag hits just as cleanly on its fiftieth wear as its first. Browse our wider \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/offensive-t-shirts\"\u003eoffensive t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e if this is exactly your sort of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Throat Punch, I Win\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone knows the rules of the original game, which is precisely why the twist works so well. The setup is universal and instantly recognised, so the unexpected fourth move does all the comedic heavy lifting with no explanation needed. The humour is unapologetic, aimed squarely at the person who has no patience for being told to soften up, and that bluntness is the entire appeal. Built on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it has the substance to back up the attitude rather than feeling like a flimsy gag tee. It gets bought for stag dos, by mates who share the same dark streak, and by anyone who reckons the polite ending to an argument is overrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRock Paper Scissors T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA shirt built on a one-line gag has to be worn with confidence, and that means it has to look the part rather than fall apart. Backed by over 16,000 verified reviews, the make here is built for the wearer who wants the punchline crisp and the shirt still standing after heavy use. The fit is long and generous so it sits well on any build, which matters when the whole point is to be seen and read. It reads as a proper bit of kit for someone who owns their humour rather than a throwaway novelty, which is why it keeps landing with the blunt-wit crowd.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRock Paper Scissors T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this rock paper scissors t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe rock paper scissors t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and finished with a direct-to-garment print. The heavier cotton gives it real presence, and the DTG process keeps the punchline sharp and fade-resistant through repeated washing, so the wording stays legible long after cheaper printed tees have gone soft and faded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing run on this t shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing runs true to standard for most customers, so your usual size is the safe pick. The cut is long with a generous fit, giving comfortable room without sizing up. Check the measurements on the size chart against a shirt you already own before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow quickly does it ship and can the design be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders move to print within one to two production days and typically ship inside a one to three day window after that. The rock paper scissors design is not personalised, it goes out exactly as shown, which keeps the deadpan punchline clean and lands better than an added name would.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is this rock paper scissors t shirt actually for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt suits the wearer with a blunt, unapologetic sense of humour who finds the polite version of everything a bit dull. As a veteran-owned brand we see it bought most for stag dos and by mates who share that dark streak, making it a reliable pick when the joke needs to hit without any softening.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lion Legion","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":32849135960110,"sku":"GD05-BLK-S","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":32849135992878,"sku":"GD05-BLK-M","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":32849136025646,"sku":"GD05-BLK-L","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ X-Large","offer_id":32849136058414,"sku":"GD05-BLK-XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":32849136091182,"sku":"GD05-BLK-2XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":32849136123950,"sku":"GD05-BLK-3XL","price":23.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4X-Large","offer_id":32849136156718,"sku":"GD05-BLK-4XL","price":24.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5X-Large","offer_id":32849136189486,"sku":"GD05-BLK-5XL","price":25.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ Small","offer_id":32849136222254,"sku":"GD05-NAV-S","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ Medium","offer_id":32849136255022,"sku":"GD05-NAV-M","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ Large","offer_id":32849136287790,"sku":"GD05-NAV-L","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ X-Large","offer_id":32849136320558,"sku":"GD05-NAV-XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":32849136353326,"sku":"GD05-NAV-2XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3X-Large","offer_id":32849136386094,"sku":"GD05-NAV-3XL","price":23.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ Small","offer_id":32849136484398,"sku":"GD05-CHA-S","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ Medium","offer_id":32849136517166,"sku":"GD05-CHA-M","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ Large","offer_id":32849136549934,"sku":"GD05-CHA-L","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ X-Large","offer_id":32849136582702,"sku":"GD05-CHA-XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":32849136615470,"sku":"GD05-CHA-2XL","price":22.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0268\/4089\/1438\/files\/rock-paper-scissors-tshirt-15655886913582.png?v=1713979110","url":"https:\/\/lionlegion.co.uk\/products\/rock-paper-scissors-t-shirt","provider":"Lion Legion","version":"1.0","type":"link"}