{"product_id":"right-toilet-t-shirt-protective-dad","title":"Right Toilet T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eRight Toilet T Shirt, Follow My Daughter\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know exactly which toilet you belong in, and you know exactly what happens if someone follows your girl into the wrong one. This is not a debate, it is a warning with a wheelchair symbol at the end.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRight Toilet T Shirt Protective Dad Design\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design lays it out like a council sign you cannot argue with. The top and middle signs show where you belong, and the bottom sign shows what happens if you ignore that when a daughter or wife is involved. It is blunt because the conversation around toilets stopped being polite a long time ago. Dads stopped pretending they do not care, and this shirt stops pretending for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Follow My Daughter\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not about politics, it is about a dad at a service station watching the door while his girl goes in alone. The joke lands because every father has done that quiet calculation in his head. The wheelchair sign is not an accessibility statement, it is the punchline and the promise. It turns a bathroom sign into a boundary that most dads understand instantly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRight Toilet T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt says what a lot of blokes think but will not post on social media for fear of the comments. No slogans about feelings, just three toilet signs and a consequence spelled out in white text. If you want more designs that stop pretending and start saying it plainly, our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lionlegion.co.uk\/collections\/snowflake-tolerance\"\u003esnowflake tolerance collection\u003c\/a\u003e has the same blunt attitude and the same heavyweight build.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRight Toilet T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Right Toilet T Shirt made from and how is the design printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Right Toilet T Shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using high-definition direct-to-garment printing. 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