{"product_id":"rest-ye-hungover-christmas-jumper","title":"Hungover Christmas Jumper","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHungover Christmas Jumper, Rest Ye Gentlemen\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the one who went to the pub on Christmas Eve for a quick one and came home with a story they cannot fully remember. Christmas morning is a recovery operation, and the jumper says so politely.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Love that I'm buying from a family-owned company. I wasn't disappointed. Outstanding quality and Service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Martin B.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOver 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlenty of sweatshirts at this price start bobbling after a few washes. Ours is 280gsm, an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend, soft cotton-faced on the inside. Twin needle stitching at the seams, a taped neck so nothing rubs, and WRAP certified production behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great shirt, great quality and I highly recommend.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Sue W.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e80% ringspun cotton\/20% polyester, a proper heavyweight blend built to last season after season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGenerous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well, and roomy enough that it goes over a shirt without a fight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eWeight, a nice and thick 280gsm that feels premium and keeps the cold out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSoft cotton-faced fabric - warm as toast.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck – more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle stitching for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eWRAP Certified Production – no sweatshops.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHungover Christmas Jumper For Christmas Morning\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is half past seven, the kids are up, and somebody needs paracetamol and a very dark room. The slogan asks everyone to rest, which is the only plan on the table. Two foaming pints flank the word hungover in bold gold letters, and a Santa hat sits on top like it turned up uninvited too. At 280gsm it feels like a duvet with sleeves, which is exactly what is needed while waiting for the bacon. Line it up alongside our other \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-christmas-jumpers\"\u003efunny Christmas jumpers\u003c\/a\u003e for the rest of last night's crew.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Rest Ye Hungover Gentlemen\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line borrows its rhythm from the old carol God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen and swaps merry for something more honest. Anyone who has sung it in a church pew will hear the tune immediately, which makes the twist land harder. Gentlemen gives it a slightly pompous air, as though the hangover deserves formal recognition. Direct-to-garment printing keeps the lettering crisp, so the message is clear even through squinting eyes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHungover Christmas Jumper That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSelf-aware beats self-pity. The wearer owns the night before, raises a weak smile, and gets sympathy and laughter in equal measure. It suits the Christmas Eve pub regular, the work mate who peaked at the office party, and the brother-in-law who insists on one more round every year. The 80\/20 blend is soft and heavy enough to nap in on the sofa, which is likely to happen before the King's speech.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHungover Christmas Jumper FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Hungover Christmas Jumper made from?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hungover Christmas Jumper is a 280gsm sweatshirt in an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend. It is printed direct-to-garment for clear, lasting colour, and the cotton-faced inside is soft enough to wear all day on the sofa during a slow recovery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the Hungover Christmas Jumper fit compared with standard sizes?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hungover Christmas Jumper follows standard sizing with a generous, roomy cut, leaving space for a t shirt or shirt underneath. To be sure, measure the chest of a sweatshirt you already wear and compare it with the size chart before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen will the Hungover Christmas Jumper arrive, and can it be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hungover Christmas Jumper is printed to order in 1 to 2 production days and then shipped with a 1 to 3 day delivery window. Personalisation is not offered, so the slogan stays as designed. Ordering early in December means it arrives well before Christmas Eve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is the Hungover Christmas Jumper best suited to?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hungover Christmas Jumper is best for anyone whose Christmas Eve tradition involves the local and a late finish. 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