{"product_id":"reet-good-doing-nowt-t-shirt","title":"Reet Good Doing Nowt T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDoing Nowt T Shirt, Reet Good\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome folk have hobbies, he has the settee, a brew and a firm policy of not getting up. Reet good at doing nowt is not an excuse, it is a qualification.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOver 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDoing Nowt T Shirt For The Professionally Idle\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReet good at doing nowt. That level of idleness takes years of practice, and he has put the hours in without lifting a finger. He can make one brew last the whole afternoon. He says \"I'll do it after\", and after has never turned up. If he has just clocked off for the last time, our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/retirement-t-shirts\"\u003eretirement t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e are full of ways to mark a working life swapped for a comfy chair. Printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it holds its shape better than he holds a to-do list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Reet Good At Doing Nowt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReet means right, and right means very. Nowt means nothing. Put the two together and it reads like a job reference written by the man himself. Most people boast about how much they get done. He boasts about how little, in a broad Northern accent so nobody argues. The lettering looks like he could not be bothered tidying it up. Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews sit behind the shirt, and he is in no rush to read them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDoing Nowt T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDoing nowt properly takes commitment. He will not be rushed, and he will not fall for \"it's only a quick job, love\". Direct-to-garment printing presses the ink into the cotton rather than slapping a stiff patch on top, so the slogan stays sharp instead of cracking and peeling. Wear it to the barbecue where everyone else gets handed a job. When somebody asks him to fetch the chairs from the shed, he only has to point at his chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDoing Nowt T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Doing Nowt T Shirt made from?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Reet Good Doing Nowt T Shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long with a generous fit. The design is printed direct-to-garment (DTG), pressing the ink into the fabric so the lettering stays sharp and fade-resistant. Taped neck and shoulders and twin needle seams add extra strength.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the Doing Nowt T Shirt fit compared with standard sizing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Doing Nowt T Shirt runs true to standard UK sizing, with a longer body and generous cut, in sizes S to 5XL. For the best fit, lay a t shirt you already own flat, measure across the chest, and compare that figure with the size chart before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow long does the Doing Nowt T Shirt take to arrive, and can it be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Doing Nowt T Shirt is printed to order in 1 to 2 production days, then shipped within a 1 to 3 day delivery window. It is printed in the UK, USA, Canada and Australia. Personalisation is not available, the slogan is printed exactly as shown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is the Reet Good Doing Nowt T Shirt for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Reet Good Doing Nowt T Shirt suits any Northerner who has turned idleness into an art form. Newly retired lads, settee-bound grandads and sons who vanish the moment the dishes need doing will all see themselves in it. 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