{"product_id":"real-unicorns-have-curves-t-shirt","title":"Real Unicorns T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eReal Unicorns Have Curves, Baby Rhinoceros\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eForget the delicate, glittery version with the flowing mane. The real magic here has thick skin, a solid build, and absolutely nothing to prove.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Gillian H.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith over\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 16,000 verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe products themselves are of a very high quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Brian S.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStrong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLong length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSeamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted close to you (UK, US, and other regions).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead and select your desired colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eReal Unicorns Have Curves For The Gloriously Unbothered\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one is for the person who rolls their eyes at impossible beauty standards and cracks a grin instead. The gag swaps a dainty mythical horse for a sturdy baby rhinoceros, and suddenly having curves is the whole point rather than the punchline. It suits the friend with a self-deprecating streak, the one who owns their shape and laughs first, and anyone who thinks a rhino is a far better mascot than a sparkly pony. On strong 180gsm cotton it feels every bit as solid as the creature it celebrates, ready to be a go-to favourite rather than a one-wear novelty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Curvy Rhino Twist\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke lands because everyone already knows the unicorn cliche, so flipping it takes half a second and earns a proper snort. A baby rhino is stocky, armoured, and utterly unapologetic, which makes it the perfect stand-in for the message. It reads as confidence dressed up as comedy, which is exactly why it works as a gift for the mate who makes the room laugh at her own expense. If they like this brand of daft, point them toward the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-animal-t-shirts\"\u003efunny animal t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e too. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, the make holds up to the boldness of the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eReal Unicorns Have Curves That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA playful design deserves a print that keeps its charm wash after wash. The high-definition DTG print holds the rhino and the lettering crisp and fade-resistant, so the curves stay proud and the joke stays legible long term. Reach for a bright colour if you want the whimsy to shout, or a darker shade for a cheekier, subtler wink. Whatever you pick, it carries that rare mix of soft and sturdy that suits a design about being magnificent exactly as you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eReal Unicorns Have Curves FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material and print method is the Real Unicorns Have Curves t shirt made with?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Real Unicorns Have Curves t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton with a high-definition direct-to-garment print. The heavier fabric keeps its shape through repeated wear, and the DTG print keeps the baby rhinoceros artwork crisp and fade-resistant so the humour stays sharp for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing on this funny curves t shirt fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny curves t shirt has a long length and a generous, true-to-size fit that flatters every shape. 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